ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Hoenn

"I can see why the upgrades to the cart."

Several Krookodile later.

"I think we are stopping."

The cart stops in front of a small elevator. Shade examines the elevator, (looks sturdy enough).

"Jack, I think its time to head back up. Oh, just so you know, never again."

Decisions were made regrets were had.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Hoenn

Jack: Yeah, I think it would probably be better to walk next time.

And what was with the bananas?

-Jack and Sasha get into the elevator-

edited 12th Apr '15 5:25:16 PM by BaconManiac5000

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Fletcha's Room - TS

-The Greninja chuckles, and shifts back to his borrowed Mew form to poke Fletcha in the forehead-

-There is a poof-

Umbra: I see brave, brave Sir Robin has been outclassed! Hehe :)

edited 12th Apr '15 5:25:26 PM by BlitzTrain

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Hoenn

"I think we are nearing the top Jack."

Shade's words ring true, they come to the top of the volcano, right outside the Sky Lift center.

"Well, I think we found the getaway cart. So Jack, what do you think so far of your journey to the top of Mt. Chimney?"

Decisions were made regrets were had.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Wherever Pent is

"Boo"

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Hoenn

Jack: Well, this alone was worth the trip here, but I bet there's more in store for all of us.

Hm, I don't see Groudon anywhere, though.

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Where Pent is

-Pent glances over and shrugs-

Oh, you wanted to come here rather than me to go over to where you were. That's fine.

-Pent shrugs again and sighs-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Pent

"So, what's up?"

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Mt. Chimney

"Well, we aren't quite up at the top yet. We have some hiking to finish. At the top is a cliff that leads into the lava pit where Groudon is supposedly sleeping."

Shade and company hike up the slope. Shade pulls out three water bottles, hands two to Jack and keeps one for himself.

"I think we need this. Its been a while since we had water."

Decisions were made regrets were had.

Mt. Chimney

Jack: Yeah, I'm terribly thirsty.

-Jack drinks water, and gives Sasha a bit to drink, too-

Jack: Hm, I think I might need that handkerchief in my backpack for the smoke.

Hold on.

-Jack takes it out and makes it a bandana over his nose and mouth-

edited 12th Apr '15 5:44:27 PM by BaconManiac5000

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... Something happened and Eskay broke my amulet. =_=

-Pent grumbles and sits down-

He suggested Dezi might be able to fix it, but I'm really not sure. She wasn't even the one to create it in the first place, she just upgraded it in a fit of SCIENCE craze.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

"Right. Of course. Well you could always bring it to a jeweller or somethin. How did you get the amulet in the first place anyways?"

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Mt. Chimney

"Jack, I think we made it. We should be coming up on the crater now."

Shade walks over to the ledge and peers down. He feels a decent amount of heat, and sees a lot of lava flowing in the crater. He looks around and sees a rockfall in the corner.

"Wow, this is an amazing sight. Come here Jack, whever finds Groudon first gets to catch him!"

Decisions were made regrets were had.

... I don't think a jeweller would be capable of repairing a magitek transformation engine. And I got the original version from... From a legendary who was disguised as a human at the time... It's complicated, just like most things from the early days.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

"Aye. Back when the universe was young and everythin was just gettin settled. So what exactly happened to Eskay?"

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Mt. Chimney

Jack: Wow, this is beautiful, if really hot.

It's a good thing I brought that master ball!

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Mt. Chimney

"Well I don't see anything that remotely resembles a legendary, do you?"

Shade drinks some more water.

Decisions were made regrets were had.

I dunno, something happened and now there's two of him. Well, a him and a her. Guess he sorted out his gender identity issues by just becoming two people.

-Pent cringes-

He's probably drained a fair chunk of the formation matter to make that second body... Damnit...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Mt. Chimney

Jack: Unfortunately, no.

Still, I had a hell of a time!

-Sasha is tugging at Jack's leg-

Jack: Oh, you probably don't like all this heat, do you?

Return, Sasha!

edited 12th Apr '15 5:55:04 PM by BaconManiac5000

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Mt. Chimney

"I agree, I haven't had this much fun in ages. Well its awfully warm up here, do you wanna head down the slope to Lavaridge and rest for a bit before heading back to Petalburg?"

Decisions were made regrets were had.

"Well that's my department. I have a degree in Pseudoscience that's totally legit and not mail ordered. Now if this had been the "usual everyday" personality split then Essay/Sarah would essentially be half a person each and would likely molecularly fall apart soon after, thus ceasing to exist. Luckily the matter from the amulet supplied was able to construct a whole other body."

Suddenly whiteboard. Des begins to draw some scientific looking stick figures.

"Eskay/Sarah is now a walkin mathematical impossibility. Two halves that are larger than the whole. Basically the opposite of the product being greater than the sum of it's part. What this means...I have no clue. But we can take comfort in the fact that their bodies won't lose cohesion anytime soon."

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Mt. Chimney

Jack: Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I'm kind of beat.

It's a shame we didn't see Groudon. :/

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