Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Hrmm, seems the owner left their computer logged in. Greetings to you creatures, if any are around to answer this.
the cake is an alternative fact
V has logged on.
too slow
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
At the heart of the world...
hitherhoIcarus has logged on.
Too fast.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Heat_of_the_Day has logged in.
Brr! It's cold here. Winter's beginning.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Spooktacular has logged on!
Yeah, bet people like you are wishing they were incorporeal right about now!
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
In... corporeal?... But I thought ghosts don't exist? Also, I'm literally a walking lighter. I pack a lot of heat!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Don't step on the flowers.
Magical_Nuko_Ren_Ren has logged on!
Why did Rin give me that horrible screen name? Oh, hi.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
see you, space cowboy.
Yep, ghosts are real... Kinda.
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Oh. Let me tell you something then.
I'm a robot, a glorious Wilybot to be specific! I live in a furnace. Call me Heat Man.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Don't step on the flowers.
Oh, neat! I hope your life isn't as bad as mine, full of constant embaressment.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Well, we have to fight a robot named Megaman, because he foils Master Wily's plans.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Don't step on the flowers.
At least you get the chance to fight. Every time I have to fight Queen Miku, she gets a nosebleed and runs away.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
PINNACLE OF MAN
But we always get defeated!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Don't step on the flowers.
How many times have you got defeated so far?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
see you, space cowboy.
You two don't know what "having it bad" is!
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Twice, for myself at least. In general... Dr. Wily was defeated at least ten times!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
PINNACLE OF MAN
Hiya.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
You remind me of my sister. She can also make fire.
Now known as Cyber Controller
see you, space cowboy.
Oh? The Champion can do a bit with fire ever since they found that book in the desert. Pretty cool to watch.
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
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Oh! Is she a robot?
Red Like Santa
No, she's human. Although she might get a robot arm in the future.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Then how does she make fire? As far as I know, humans cannot make fire on their own. They require devices, like a lighter.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
It's her semblance. When she gets angry enough, she starts burning.
Now known as Cyber Controller
I knew you would see reason. Fortunately, in the time it's taken for this discussion to be undertaken, no Halloweens have appeared to infest the area. However, approximately twenty-two Amoeboids crept underneath the server room, but they were nothing that my capabilities could not contain.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."