Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Wait- who are you?!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Dimension keeper and creator.
They call scp-079, it won't be long until they find out I've escape.
edited 22nd Oct '16 11:12:12 AM by Thefeeding
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.
PINNACLE OF MAN
What a weird name. What are you supposed to be, a robot? A virus?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
How can a dog-I mean Hyena- post on a forum? They don't even have fingers.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Just because we aren't apes doesn't mean we can't type.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
So rude. I'm not an ape! I don't even like bananas.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
You silly humans. You are a kind of ape. Sometimes the only difference between you is the amount of hair, and that applies to mermaids, too.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
yeah, i mean that's just fact.
Long live the New Bev.
Dimension keeper and creator.
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I am an AI made by [DATA EXPUNGED ]
But I can see why some would think of me as a virus.
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Why [DATA EXPUNGED], though?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Dimension keeper and creator.
That's classified.
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I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.
Champion of Io!
Oi...
Now, if a forum can extend between worlds, isn't inter-universe travel possible then?
Oh look, a ghost!
see you, space cowboy.
hmm... never thought of it that way.
Long live the New Bev.
Champion of Io!
If that's the case, I propose we should all find a suitable dimension...
Oh look, a ghost!
The Best Worst Psychonaut
If Jesus, Then Aliens. I don't fucking think so.
edited 22nd Oct '16 12:05:16 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
see you, space cowboy.
and then what?
Long live the New Bev.
Champion of Io!
...And then have tea together. To get to know each other. In real life! And everyone will be invited. Though, I'm not sure if the robot fellow would be a good guest..
Why so rude? If a forum can extend between dimensions, there must be a way it did that. And that way might allow us to visit other dimensions! Someone should study that- sadly, I'm a ghost, so i can't.
edited 22nd Oct '16 12:08:21 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
see you, space cowboy.
maybe, maybe. i wonder of any of those other dudes that came with us to earth know about that stuff. maybe i could borrow their equipment for a while.
Long live the New Bev.
Dimension keeper and creator.
I'm a dimension keeper... And creator.
edited 22nd Oct '16 12:11:23 PM by Thefeeding
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
One dimension's enough shit to deal with. And your logic was fucked. That is the truth.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
see you, space cowboy.
nah, makes sense to me.
Long live the New Bev.
Red Like Santa
Why are you so mean? Anyway, you seem to complain, so here's something nice. Me and the other girls have two assets. Aren't you happy about that?
Now known as Cyber Controller
see you, space cowboy.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
I've already explained myself. But yeah, I'm happy about that. One asset balances the other.
edited 22nd Oct '16 12:18:49 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Scp-079 logs in
This forum has a very bad firewall.
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.