Fuschlatz, you're...alive?!
He survived a car crash...and he wasn't even in the car?
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Juancarlos...so you didn't die of cholera...
Mysto! I know your horrible secret!
Oh my God! What is it? Tell me!
Crack, Mysto is your cousin & father!
My cousin and father?! Gasp!!
And me, Fusch...I am your evil twin.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Not dead yet.
^^ But that can't be true! Mysto is my cousin and father!
edited 9th Jan '11 11:34:18 PM by RocketScience
I'm afraid that's just what he wanted you to think, Rocko. Your real cousin and father is The Ginkei, who is also your secret admirer!
edited 9th Jan '11 11:35:35 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Well that means... We must be related!
Oh wait. Never mind.
edited 9th Jan '11 11:36:52 PM by ACrackInTime
Which brings me to you, Crack — I know you've been blackmailing me all this time!
Not dead yet.
Actually, that was me. You see, I blackmailed Crack into blackmailing you!
(GASP) Why, Rocko?
Me? Blackmail? Never! Extortion, yes, but no blackmail!
Not dead yet.
^^ For revenge. You remember my father, don't you? I know you left quite a mess.
edited 9th Jan '11 11:41:53 PM by RocketScience
That wasn't me, Rocko! That was one of my identical triplets!
One of your identical triplets? I'm a triplet! But they died.
Like me! Who is alive!
edited 9th Jan '11 11:45:39 PM by juancarlos11
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
My triplets are dead now also, because we were all born with HIV. And I'm afraid... it's my turn. (falls on his knees)
No! Don't die! NOOOOOOO!
Not dead yet.
That's a lie! You've just injected yourself with a fake death serum!
No, I did...
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Before I go, Crack, I just want you to know that I lo— (dies)
Basically, we play this out like an All My Circuits type soap opera. I'll let the person after me go first.