The Twilight Of The Gods

Harry hits his head on the wall. "It gets dumber and dumber..."

General Guy walked over to Maul warily.

"Wat're you planning..?"

Maul looked down at General Guy. "Why should I offer you any information?" He sneers. "You are only a pathetic excuse for a solider; besides, you are not aligned with me or the Lord Bolas."

General Guy puffed his chest out angrily.

"Excuse for a soldier?!" He mumbled angrily.

"Yes I may not be aligned with Bolas." General Guy replied, attempting to keep his cool.

"But we're all in these challenges, are we not? We all want to get out of here, don't we? It would benefit the...rest of us if you...share."

"It would benefit the rest of you, perhaps", said Maul, "But would it benefit me? Or the Dark Side?"

Mechakara watched her go. I wonder, was she thinking of how to manipulate me, as much as I was of doing so to her? He shook his head. Inconsequential. She sees a role for me, I see a role for her. I was fortunate in choosing my words. No doubt my small comment that helped my ca- His eyes suddenly widened. Oh no...I actually used the phrase Bearded Idiot. The sooner I leave this place, the better.

General Guy thought for a moment.

"Yes, it would, if you share, the easier it makes this. The quicker you'll get out of here?" General Guy knew that this was a terrible reply, but it was all he had to go-by. After all, he didn't know what the Dark-side was.

"Get out of here? Back in my home universe I was nearly cut in half by some incompetent Padewan-learner!"

"But do you really want to stay stuck here? This could be useful, a challenge, making you tougher, when you get out it gives you the chance to take your revenge! You would want this to come quickly, correct?"

"The Dark Side is infinitely patient, and so am I. However, you want to see it? very well." Maul took a Saberstaff not unlike his own from a pocket and activated it. Its blades were purple, and it seemed that there was a crack in its middle. "Witness the power of the Dark Side!" said Maul and slashed at General Guy.

Mechakara noticed Maul, and decided to observe before becoming involved.

General Guy jumped back as the Sith attacked him for no apparant reason that the White-clad Shy Guy could see. He quickly pulled a bomb out and threw it at the Sith.

He avoided by jumping back by the way, your attack wasn't ignored.

edited 19th Apr '11 1:36:25 PM by bamack1

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Maul pushed the bomb away, and in accidentally hit Mechakara. He charged General Guy and went through a complex Juyo kata, aiming to Mou kei him.

Mechakara was knocked back by the blast. Sparks jumped from his abdominals. Now he was angry. He began to advance on the dueling duo.

General Guy, making an attempt to run away from the attack launched at his limbs, threw two bombs at Maul to try an stall it. Although he got cut across both of his arms in the process.

edited 19th Apr '11 1:53:57 PM by bamack1

Maul Saber-blasted the bombs away, and continued to assault General Guy. He touched the seam on his Saberstaff and it broke into two. He then launched into a Jar'kai routine, attempting to dismember General Guy.

"This form? You are having another?"

Just then, one of the Fawfulcopters beeped at him and pointed at a monitor, causing Fawful to grab a bowl of popcorn and go out into the All-Lair to watch the fight between General Guy and Maul.

General Guy, unable to do much without the tank, attempted to run away again. Only to be saved by Sergeant Guy who had re-made his green equivalent of a lightsaber, the wand being the handle. Sergeant Guy attempted to block the attacks launched at General Guy (who was still pretty injured from the attack), whilst General Guy made an attempt to run for the tank.

Maul Saber-blasted Sargent Guy away, then lept into the air, landing before General Guy and putting one of his Lightsabers to his throat. "Had enough, General?" He mocked.

A hand grabbed Maul's hand and gripped like a vice. "I have." He looked a the General. "Your fighting has just caused me a deal of damage. It is not something I appreciate."

Ninja'd.

edited 19th Apr '11 2:17:00 PM by bamack1

"You have?" Asked Maul. "Who are you, anyway?"

"My fighting? He attacked me for no reason!"

This post was thumped by the Eldritch Flyswatter of Horror