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Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#3901: May 16th 2018 at 8:40:50 AM

I think a good defense could get Schlock off on the technicality that he was trying to save his superior officer from being victim of a war crime.

That's a fine defense for just killing them. No sane jury would convict him over that (though he might not get a sane jury, we'll see). The problem is the eating them. That would probably be a separate charge than killing enemy combatants.

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#3902: May 16th 2018 at 9:45:15 AM

Eh, unless biting someone in a fight is illegal, eating them in a fight is probably not either.

Eating a dead body is probably an issue.

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3903: May 16th 2018 at 9:18:57 PM

New one, in which we learn that the Puppehs have the concept of proverbs nailed, though not exactly in the way we do:

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-05-17

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#3904: May 16th 2018 at 11:26:01 PM

That's kinda a shit proverb...

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#3905: May 17th 2018 at 3:50:33 AM

It's not a bad proverb, just not one that seems apropos to the situation.

Zyffyr from Portland, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#3906: May 17th 2018 at 4:05:58 AM

It seems very on-point to me. The proverb means that the scale of the problem changes the needed solution. He is telling them "Stop trying to feed and house them here in the middle of space. Get them to a planet or large space station."

edited 17th May '18 4:06:54 AM by Zyffyr

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#3907: May 17th 2018 at 4:10:16 AM

Well, seems my Pun roll was not high enough 😛

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#3908: May 17th 2018 at 5:00:37 AM

Reexamines 3of 4's comment

Ah. Yes, I failed to understand your pun. It is quite droll now. :)

And indeed, the proverb makes more sense now. As it stood, I was thinking of the supplies as water, not the patients.

edited 17th May '18 5:04:05 AM by FuzzyBoots

FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#3909: May 17th 2018 at 6:37:52 PM

Helpful and entertaining. Got to love plans that involve gently crashing starships...

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#3910: May 18th 2018 at 7:41:11 AM

Gentle spaceship contact? That's always fun.

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#3913: May 21st 2018 at 6:35:41 AM

Even real bears have to watch out for metaphorical bears.

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3915: May 22nd 2018 at 2:56:55 AM

New one.

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-05-22

In which we learn that the last argument of kings or ambassadors isn't necessarily cannon - cold hard cash also suits.

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#3916: May 22nd 2018 at 7:50:38 AM

That looks more like the first argument... the commodore is just wise enough to know when to accept it.

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Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#3918: May 23rd 2018 at 6:44:50 AM

Hey, Sorlie (potentially) gets to boss around an admiral again. She's getting used to this.

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3921: May 25th 2018 at 3:56:02 PM

Chinook's gonna be hella pissed at whoever is screwing up her targetting profiles.

...

Anyone else want this as a telly show on Amazon or, shudder, horrors, Netflix?

KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#3922: May 26th 2018 at 2:44:10 AM

[up] As a delivery platform Netflix is far superior to Amazon.

Bit it would be an awesome series but it would have to be heavily serialised.

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3924: May 26th 2018 at 8:32:17 AM

[up] I was right. Chinook is pissed. grin I should have guessed it was Petey.

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3925: May 27th 2018 at 5:05:18 AM

Back once again at Eina-Afa with the balloons.

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-05-27

edited 27th May '18 5:05:43 AM by TamH70


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