The random conversation thread

I get ya. The both of ya. That's why I hate haircuts.

I'm not keen on my new haircut, really.

I wish middle and high school, as well as college, had mandatory workshops on making effective PowerPoint presentations.

Not MySpace page wannabes, or gigantic walls of text.

I've only ever seen one truly good PPT, and it was by a digital communications professor. Made me feel sad about how every powerpoint I'd seen up to then was terrible.

You know what's weird about aesthetics? I literally gagged at one part of the Make My Logo Bigger Cream video the first time I watched it.

Komnenian armies are win.

Orange Spider: Definitely seeing a doctor. Didn't have time last week, though.

The medical officers here have their priorities based on removing the symptoms and putting recruits back on training as soon as possible, so they weren't much help in figuring out what was wrong with me. But that's policy, I guess.

Hm, Kraken, you should certainly see a doctor, but that sounds kind of similar to what happens to me on weekends. Basically, if I sleep in and don't move around soon after waking up, fluids don't drain out of my sinuses the right way or ... something. Gives me headaches, feels like the flu.

edited 18th Mar '11 10:15:25 AM by Penguin4Senate

YES YES HAIL TO THE MASTER COLONY MAY WE DEVOUR ALL IN THE NAME OF OUR HUNGER

The babies inside my uvula are plotting to make love to my imaginary sister. I can't tell her because her socks are too big. So I tried killing them,but they told me the only way was to throw myself off Mount Olympus.That was too much hard work so I stabbed them. Unfortunately they teleported to my brain. Now when i pull on my ears their heads pop out of the sides of my head. I tried making loving to a girl today , but for some reason I grew tentacles out of my back and then scared her away. i think the babies in my head are really aliens and growing their body within me until they burst out. Anyone know what i should do ?

Chlorpromazine.

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edited 18th Mar '11 12:19:02 PM by Tzetze

don't know if ಠ_ಠ or

ಠ_ಠ because they were FASCISTS

In the future everyone will use sporks.

Oh, Wikipedia. XD

Sporks... I once used a spork to dig up the grave of my dead dog. But it didn't work so I went back to my house and started masturbating to my food.

I am now the Planet Venus.

edited 18th Mar '11 12:42:45 PM by Vanitas

ZUDAK, HOW DARE YOU. MY GREAT AUNT DIED BECAUSE OF A SPORK.

NO HOW DARE YOU, MY DAD DIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S GREAT-AUNT

Now that's an uproar I can support.

WTF. MY GREAT AUNT KILLED SOMEONE'S DAD. o shit

Zudak... i once defeated a Zudak. I turned him into a turkey sandwich and ate him. You are what you eat so then I became Zudak.

(this post best fits in another thread...)

edited 19th Mar '11 7:09:04 PM by TsundeRay

Of course, this implies that all religion is mysticism. Which is idiotic bullshit.

^Please define both of your terms.

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