The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

Or their reaction to fear is to clam up?

Then splash the stuff into their face and hope some of it goes up their nose.

Getting it on their lips should be enough. It's not like the statues swallow it anyway.

He still drives the Accord, guys.

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"

The Accord makes me very happy but I have no idea why.

Oh really when?

"Actually, hold on, I have a list of things I can do on the way to D.C. that I'd like to have pardoned."

edited 27th Aug '14 5:31:21 AM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"

I think we need a new relationship status on this board relating to President Funkhouser's condition.

"secreting a pheromone that makes everyone want to kill me"? Or is that too long?

edited 27th Aug '14 5:38:32 AM by NateWinchester

"Hatemusking"?

I have a message from another time...

Man. The prez claims she's secreting a pheromone that Doc, of all people, has never heard of. Makes me wonder if perhaps she really is the bad guy here.

On the other hand, if she's telling the truth, Doc needs to find a way to suppress his own reaction to that pheromone before he gets to DC. Or maybe just load his suppressant into a dart and shoot Madame Prez from a distance?

We're getting close to the forshadowing scene during the time jump.

That's an interesting condition, especially if Doc is unfamiliar with it.

"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984

We've been predicting the arrival of that scene since the page after it happened. Let's not get too wrapped up in self-congratulation when, out of the dozens or hundreds of guesses, one happens to be correct.

edited 27th Aug '14 11:37:52 AM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"

What happens when we do find it? Do we throw a party or?

Oh really when?

My guess is that there is something making people try to kill her, but she's wrong as balls about the mechanics.

We play the No Laughing Batsu Game from Gaki No Tsukai Ya Arahende.

edited 27th Aug '14 7:34:58 PM by MajorTom

It has to be something Franz or his creepy dwarf doctor sidekick whose name escapes me at the moment did.

Franz did want to become president.

"We're all paper, we're all scissors, we're all fightin' with our mirrors, scared we'll never find somebody to love."

If it is Franz, they I think the Doctor arriving is going to be "just as planned" development.

Knickerbocker.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

Franz is setting up a situation where it looks like Doc has kidnapped/killed the president. Pursued by the military and the country at large, and with no other out, Doc will make the final choice to remove his mask and blend in with society, discarding "Doctor McNinja" forever, in order to save his life.

Except, Franz knows his real face.

I have a message from another time...

The Chuck that went back in time at the end of the last chapter was the original Chuck, or the one from the start of the Dinosaur arc?

The Chuck that has come from Dino Future has went back into the Dino Future with Doc and died there.

The Chuck that went into the Past to face Radical was the Chuck that came from Zombie Future.

edited 31st Aug '14 11:05:22 PM by Marcach

The White House has some... interesting security measures

"Ooh! Temperatures!"

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.

Ah, I forgot Dino!Chuck had died.

Damn, she's good. Warning Doc about the White House's scalding coffee vats with a fake pirate radio broadcast, so quickly too.

"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984