YMMV: What You Are in the Dark

  • Harsher in Hindsight: The revelation turns every Revenant into a woobie because not only did they go experience the physical pain of their "transformation" for nothing, but everything they've ever known was a lie constructed by Slender Man.
  • Narm Charm: The outburst directed at a random blogger in the comments section.
    • Go shove a serrated knife up your puckered rectum.
      • From the same comment post: "I could fall for a woman like you, if I wasn't twenty-six years your mental elder, fourteen years your physical younger, an inhuman abomination and you weren't a lesbian.".
  • Tear Jerker: There are a few instances.
    • His final poem.