- Ear Worm: Don't be a jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk, it's Christmas!
- Funny Moment: Patrick's attempts to trap Santa. They all backfire.
- Idiot Plot: Almost everyone including Santa Claus is an idiot. SpongeBob in a festive fit of Christmas Cheer, gives everyone the fruitcake laced with Jerktonium and turns everybody into Jerks. Santa Claus, doesn't realize that SpongeBob isn't the one going on a rampage of destruction, and neither does anybody else.
- Mondegreen: "I will trap Santa in my box, locked up like Fort Knox, and make him suck the cocks (stop the clocks)."
- What An Idiot: Spongebob. Which is also Lampshaded:
Sandy: You took fruitcake that you got from Plankton, and gave it to everybody in town?SpongeBob: Uh huhSandy: You're an idiot.SpongeBob: Uh huh