History Tropers / Varasek

Originating from the country that brought the world such wondrous potential tropes as [[DarthWiki/WallBanger All Metal Is Metallica]] and [[UnfortunateImplications All White People Are Rich]], Varasek is, in nutshell, an [[LonersAreFreaks anti-social]] disgruntled programmer-turned-process monitor-turned-consultant whose last name could very well be [[{{Daria}} Morgendorffer]] according to his high school friends, and [[AceAttorney Edgeworth]] going by what he hears from his workplace. [[CaptainObvious He also sucks at describing himself]]. Just saying.

!!!'''This Troper may or may not represent the following tropes:'''
* ActualPacifist
* {{Asexual}}: '''''Get over it.'''''
* BadassLongcoat: Haven't worn one in a while, but I'm very fond of these.
* BetterThanItSounds: So people say.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Ditto.
* [[BrainyBrunette Brainy Brunet]]: See above...
* BrownEyes: Which naturally leads to...
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: Yes, my genes are boring. Leave me alone.
* DarkIsNotEvil: Here's a little something that I think you boys, girls and previous bosses should know: Wearing black all the time and listening to heavy metal does '''NOT''' mean I worship the devil. Now, doesn't it feel great to learn something new?
* DeadpanSnarker
* EstrogenBrigadeBait: Apparently so, according to coworkers. I had the same reaction as Miles Edgeworth when I found out about this, even.
* FishOutOfWater
* HatesBeingTouched
* IHaveManyNames: To the point where I don't remember half of the usernames I've used ever since I was sucked into the magical mysterious world of the internets.
* IWorkAlone
* IneffectualLoner
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: I get accused of this one often, especially the heart part.
* KnightInSourArmor: Oh so very much.
* MistakenForGay: No idea where the hell people get this, but it happens a LOT.
* NotAMorningPerson
* ReluctantWarrior: If internets drama counts as battling, that is.
* RidiculousProcrastinator
* [[strike:TheDaria]] SnarkKnight: Well, there is that whole standards thing...
* SoOkayItsAverage: Yup.

!!!'''Additionally, this Troper may or may not be able to vouch for the following tropes as TruthInTelevision:'''
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Hoooooooooo boy, where to start. Also, I want to state for the record that they're abhorrent solely based on personality, thank you.
* InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons: I'm looking at you, Nigel Matthews.
* LonersAreFreaks: You wouldn't believe all the crap I get over my, uh, less than social lifestyle.

Originating from the country that brought the world such wondrous potential tropes as [[DarthWiki/WallBanger All Metal Is Metallica (and in some extreme cases, All Metal Is Enter Sandman)]] and [[UnfortunateImplications All White People Are Rich]], Varasek is, in nutshell, an [[LonersAreFreaks anti-social]] disgruntled programmer-turned-process monitor-turned-consultant whose last name, according to his high school friends, could very well be [[{{Daria}} Morgendorffer]]. [[CaptainObvious He also sucks at describing himself]]. Just saying.

* EstrogenBrigadeBait: I think it's a bunch of crap, but many people say it's true, so... here you go.

Originating from the country that brought the world such wondrous potential tropes as [[WallBanger All Metal Is Metallica (and in some extreme cases, All Metal Is Enter Sandman)]] and [[UnfortunateImplications All White People Are Rich]], Varasek is, in nutshell, an [[LonersAreFreaks anti-social]] disgruntled programmer-turned-process monitor whose last name, according to his high school friends, could very well be [[{{Daria}} Morgendorffer]]. [[CaptainObvious He also sucks at describing himself]]. Just saying.

* MistakenForGay: No idea where the hell people get this, but it happens often enough.

* SoOkayItsAverage
* YouFailHistoryForever: Hey, at least I admit it.

* AbhorrentAdmirer: Had one in high school, probably one in college, and rumor has it that I have one now in another area of my company. That has to count.

Originating from the country that brought the world such wondrous potential tropes as [[WallBanger All Metal Is Metallica]] and [[UnfortunateImplications All Caucasians Are Rich]], Varasek is, in nutshell, an [[LonersAreFreaks anti-social]] disgruntled programmer-turned-process monitor whose last name, according to his high school friends, could very well be [[{{Daria}} Morgendorffer]]. [[CaptainObvious He also sucks at describing himself]]. Just saying.

* DarkIsNotEvil: Here's a nice little piece of knowledge that I'd love to impart, boys, girls and previous bosses: Wearing black all the time and listening to heavy metal does '''NOT''' mean I worship the devil. Now, doesn't it feel great to learn something new?

* IHaveManyNames: To the point where I don't remember half of the usernames I've used ever since I was sucked into the magical mysterious world of the internets.

* LonersAreFreaks: You wouldn't believe all the crap I get over my, uh, less than social lifestyle.

Varasek is, in nutshell, an [[LonersAreFreaks anti-social]] disgruntled programmer-turned-process monitor whose last name, according to his high school friends, could very well be [[{{Daria}} Morgendorffer]]. [[CaptainObvious He also sucks at describing himself]]. Just saying.

* AbhorrentAdmirer: Had one in high school, probably one in college, and rumor has it that I have one now in another area of my company. That has to count.

* DarkIsNotEvil: Here's a nice little piece of knowledge, boys, girls and previous bosses: Wearing black all the time and listening to heavy metal does '''NOT''' mean I worship the devil. Just so you know.

Varasek is, in nutshell, an [[LonersAreFreaks anti-social]] FinalFantasy nut whose last name, according to his high school friends, could very well be [[TheDaria Morgendorffer]]. [[CaptainObvious He also sucks at describing himself]]. Just saying.

* BetterThanItSounds, according to my friends.
* DarkIsNotEvil

* JadeColoredGlasses
* KnightInSourArmor

* [[strike:TheDaria]] SnarkKnight, to a degree.

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