Because I never use the same account for too long. Whenever I use any account for more than a few months in anything, it becomes sentient and tries to murder my family. It's happened a few times and it's really irritating.
Tropes That Apply to Me
- SelfProclaimedLiar Or does it?
- Hi, Onion! Welcome to the RP; I hope we get to hang out and prank Every and stuff. - Hobgoblin
- Indeed! Together, he shall never have another peaceful day! MWAHAHAHAHA!