I am the Cheese. I am the best character on the show. I am better than the Salami and the Bologna combined.
I never understood the hate for Return of the Jedi, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, or Back to the Future Part III. I actually liked all of those movies.
I have never made it through Star Trek: The Motion Picture without falling asleep.
I'm not embarrassed to say that I was a huge Power Rangers fan as a kid. Yes, it was cheesy as hell, but if you're a guy who was in grade school in the early-to-mid-90s: Admit it, you thought it was awesome, too.
