He's the demented sensation of blog creation, the twisted architect behind the most unabashedly nerdy undertaking known to man: Chocolate Hammer, a blog of World Creation, fiction writing, guarded snarkery and art-like product.
A few fun facts about The Skarn:
- Rutskarn has approximately 25 million dollars in buried pirate gold that he refuses to liquidate. You can acquire some of this at a reduced rate by entering into a not-at-all shady e-transaction that leaves no paper trail and no real names or addresses.
- Rutskarn has discovered that all events that harm or jeopardize the future happiness of mankind stem from the communist party, the moon people, the reptillians and the Concerned Citizens Committee.
- There is no right way to eat a Rutskarn's.
- You are a bad person for interpreting the above in that way. If you didn't then, then you will now, and are a less bad person. If you still don't, then you're a freak of nature.
- Rutskarn is a freak of nature.
- One of these statements is untrue.
- The others probably are as well.
