"
Stop staring at me."
— Me when people aren't staring at me
Officially, my name is Or Kuun Ar Qen Byundis. But Or Kuun is okay.
By the way, it's pronounced "Or-kune Ar-ken B-yun-dis"
Contact Info: Nogardisme@yahoo.com (Why would anyone want to contact me? That's an unnecessary email address I just wrote.) Ah, well, if anyone wants to send me a message...
Tropes Associated with Or Kuun Ar Qen Byundis:
- Cloudcuckoolander: Depends on my mood.
- Comedic Sociopath
- Green Eyed Redhead
- I Have Many Names: At least online; I go by Zlarel (Dlinghett), Or Kuun (Ar Qen Byundis), and Dawnmaker (Under the Sorrowful Sun), among other things.
- Running Gag: I literally have a new one every other week, though some stick for a while. Included:
- "Watch out for goats..."
- The Goose-Moose
- Stealth Hi/Bye: I'm pretty infamous for these among friends.
- Flashback Cut: I actually have these. I'll be doing whatever, and suddenly I'll think back to some distant event and have to contemplate it for a few seconds, forgetting what I was doing. Coupled with a Flashback Stares
- Motor Mouth: Oh so much.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Usually while talking. I'll be getting to a point only to get distracted by another point in my story which leads to another and another before realizing I missed the original point and doubling back to re-explain the original story and get to the original point then.
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