Tropers: Not Pigeon

Describe Not Pigeon here. I'd make a joke about people being too complex to just describe, but about half the contributers here seem to have done that already, so I won't bother. ... Wow. I managed to pull it off. Ah well, let's just throw in some random personal information for the heck of it.

I'm a idealist-cynic (I could get into where I get this from, but I won't get into personal philosophies here) and an aspiring guitarist and/or satirist.

I take great joy from mocking things, be they just general cultural trends (this wiki is absolutely invaluable as a tool for me because of this) or just things that are terrible.