I've come here to have fun. Don't bother me with anything else, thank you.
Tropes that apply to me:
- All Girls Like Ponies: And horses too.
- All Jews Are Ashkenazi: I am Ashkenazi. I have many friends who aren't.
- Apologises a Lot: Around strangers.
- Bad Liar: And a compulsive one. The results aren't pleasant.
- Badass Israeli: Well, at least the "Israeli" part is true, heh heh. Although, you never know...
- Berserk Button: Stupidity. Not the normal kind, but this kind, that makes you drive while drunk and under the influence of drugs.
- Bookworm
- Brainy Brunette
- Smart, but Lazy
- Catch Phrase: "Wait, I wanted to say something. What did I want to say? I can't remember!"
- Chronic Pet Killer: A guinea pig and two fishes, one after the other. All died in less than a year.
- Contemplate Our Navels: I'm fond of doing this at least twice a week. It dosen't serve any purpose, besides being fun.
- Deadpan Snarker: Averted, unlike 50% of the Tropers. I snark sometimes, but I can't keep a straight face no matter how hard I try.
- The Eeyore: Subverted. Despite suffering from depression, I'm more of a Stepford Smiler.
- Friend to All Living Things (including Friend to Bugs): They're all adorable, aren't they?
- Good Parents / Parents as People: My parents somehow manage to be both of these tropes at once.
- Hollywood Pudgy: Or so I claim.
- Insane Troll Logic: Occasionally use it, but only as a joke. Otherwise I hate it.
- Insufferable Slightly-Above-Average-Intelligence Person: I love nitpicking at other people's mistakes.
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: Not really, but sometimes it feels that way.
- Jewish and Nerdy
- Messy Hair: The kind that's impossible to tame.
- Nerd Glasses
- Nice Girl
- N-Word Privileges: I like making jokes about Jews.
- Self-Deprecation: As you can see for yourself.
- Self Proclaimed Liar: Sadly, I'm a compulsive liar, and while I'm aware of this fact, I find it very hard to stop.
- Shrinking Violet: Almost to point of Avoidant Personality Disorder. Thankfully, it's very slowly getting better.
- Single Woman Seeks Good Man: No, not all women want bad boys. Personally, I can't stand them.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Well, At Least I Admit It.
- Stepford Smiler: While suffering from depression, I tend to be smiling and laughing most of time, with only rare bouts of crying and externalizing my feelings.
- Sweet Tooth: I'm going to diabetes when I grow old. That's a promise.
- Trademark Favorite Food: One word... Chocolate.
- Unreliable Narrator: Don't believe anything I tell you about myself. Including this.
