I am Max The Reaper, occasionally Max, never Maximilian unless you're looking for a beating. Max likes to play in the third person. Max likes to talk (and write) in the first person. Max has six rows of teeth, can see in the dark, and eats children.
There are many Max The Reaper's, but I am both the sexiest and most awesomest. As a matter of fact, a quick Google search on the name will turn up several accounts that are mine and several accounts that are very much not mine.
I now have a blog! It is full of sexy thoughts! Sexy because they are mine, rather than because of any titillating material contained within, however.
It is RIGHT HERE: http://i-am-pretty-awesome.blogspot.com/
and it has basically the best title/url ever.
I am a person who may or may not be possessed of some form of gender, from Hell's Waiting Room, Florida. I enjoy long walks at night, cooking, and making jokes about, but never ever following through with, murdering prostitutes.
I tend to make smaller edits, usually fixing grammar, spelling, or formatting mistakes, or just updating/adding bits of information here and there on series I enjoy.
Also, I make really awful jokes and am an incorrigible snarker, but I try to restrain myself from nattering away.
...As implied by the word "incorrigible," this effort is frequently in vain.
