History Tropers / Malph

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!!(Horribly Written) Fan Fics

[[folder: Probably Never to be finished]]

* An alternate universe version of Metal Gear Solid 3 where ADAM actually does show up to help Snake. Due to unforeseen circumstances (read: I lost the master copy and forgot where I was going with the story) this one may not ever be finished (or, if I do attempt to finish it, it won't be for a long time). As of recently I've began work on it again, but it may take a while to finish another chapter.
* A Metal Gear Solid 2 one that shows what Snake was doing during the events of the Big Shell incident. Since I was using the game as a referance for scenes he appears in and my PS2 hates me this one is is on hiatus until I can play again (I'm thinking of getting a PS3 within the next year, so I should get back to work on this one soon).
** Until further notice these two are dead. Depending on if I can play the games again (and, if at that time I feel it'd even be worth writing more after that long of a down time) [[DeathIsCheap they may come back]] or [[KilledOffForReal they may not]].
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[[folder: Tropes Added By Me]]

* The Shepherd- I rarely fuck with the noobs, mostly because one of the 1st things I did online (on GameFAQs) was post an extremely moronic topic.

* {{What Kind of Lame Power is Heart Anyway}}- I have been able to look at a group of things and guess the exact number without thinking, unless being able to do so would be useful in any way, shape, or form whatsoever (like guessing how many jellybeans there are in a jar for a prize).

* {{The Shepherd}}- I rarely fuck with the noobs, mostly because one of the 1st things I did online (on GameFAQs) was post an extremely moronic topic.

* TheStoic
* {{Turn Red}}- Upon being pushed hard enough I'll kick you through a wall (in theory. In reality, I probably won't do anything).

* {{Facepalm}}- I used to work at a Netflix hub opening and inspecting the disc. Occasionally we'd get a mailer where someone didn't put the disc in the sleeve and just stuck it right in the mailer. We also got people sending the discs back in their own disc sleeves (probably because something happened to the original sleeve). Both of these are pretty normal, but once I found an empty sleeve in there, then found a replacement sleeve with the empty sleeve's disc in there (to put it simply, the person completely missed the point of the sleeve). I didn't facepalm since I didn't want to do so in front of everyone, but I did take a moment to try to work out the train of thought that lead to this situation.

!!Story Ideas

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* I've come up with a pretty good, though rather cliched, idea (which I won't explain further because some asshole will steal it). All I'll say is that it takes place in our world (the one most of us reside in) and involves teenagers who have latent magical abilities (I'm aware of the fact that in the description alone we have several tropes). I'm thinking of calling it "Tv Tropes the Book" due to the large number of tropes I have found easily (seriously, if it were to be published the page for it would really long and filled with snark from all you jerks tearing apart my hard work).
* I also came up with a vampire story that is the exact opposite of Twilight in nearly every way possible (example: the vampires don't sparkle and there's no romantic crap). It's pretty much cleaning up the damage that was wreaked on vampire stories by the likes of Twilight and its twisted siblings. It's like Gargoyles, except with vampires (and not as good).
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[[folder: Ones I intend to actually finish]]
Because of the issues with the above, I'm holding off on publishing any new stories until I've made enough progress to supplement any ScheduleSlip due to unforeseen issues.

* Animal Crossing: Future Shock (temporary name)- A story similar to ''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/index.html The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing]]'' by Chewbot. In this story the main character ends up 25 years in the future and sees the hell that the town has become under the new mayor.
* Tales of Symphonia 3- A look at what happens years after the end of Dawn of the New World. May not be published.
* Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Dark Edition)- A DarkerAndEdgier retelling of OoT. As with the game, the adult section is darker than the child side. Unlike my other stories, I intend on finishing this (and, depending on how much people like it, I may write a Majora's Mask story).
* PSO 2.5- A Hunter has to deal with problems following the events of Phantasy Star Online. Includes a guest appearance by my character (because I feel like having my awesome character show up).
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[[folder: Pokemon]]
* Pokemon Trilogy- A trilogy of stories following the 3 main characters of the Gen I games. Gives a more detailed story for each character and explains what they did between Gen I and Gen II.
** Pokemon: Blue's Version- Follows Blue, the rival, on his journey.
** Pokemon: Leaf's Version- Follows Leaf, the female protagonist. (Planned)
** Pokemon: Red's Version- A retelling of the main protagonist's story. Focuses on giving a more detailed story. (Planned)
* Gen II Story- A sequel to the above. Follows the story of HG/SS and follows Ethan as he collects badges and neglects the pokedex (read: is a loose retelling of my playthrough of Soul Silver). Joining him on his quest (eventually) is Lyra, who doesn't really care about the badges and wants to complete the pokedex. No Silver story this time.
* Gen III Story- A retelling of Emerald, except better.
** May's story- Why the hell not? I'm already into this for 5 other stories.
* Gen IV Story- The logical conclusion since I've already planned to write stories for the other 3 Generations. Only follows Lucas because I'm sick of imagining what everyone else was doing. (Not actually planned yet, but it was bound to happen eventually).
* Original Story- A story that has almost no connection to the other ones and the reason I used little to no imagination for most of my other Pokemon fics. Still working on the details.
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* {{Turn Red}}- Upon being pushed hard enough I'll kick you through a wall.

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* I also came up with a vampire story that is the exact opposite of Twilight in nearly every way possible (example: the vampires don't sparkle and there's no romantic crap). It's pretty much cleaning up the damage that was wreaked on vampire stories by the likes of Twilight and its twisted siblings. It's like Gargoyles, except with vampires.

!!Fan Fics

* {{You Fail Biology Forever}}- Literally. I never passed Biology class in high school and don't plan on taking a Biology class in the future.

** Until further notice these two are dead. Depending on if I can play the games again (and, if at that time I feel it'd even be worth writing more after that long of a down time) [[DeathIsCheap they may come back]] or [[KilledForReal they may not]].

* The faeries would like know if you would be interested in having you hair turned to gold. [[DealWithTheDevil For a small fee of course.]] - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie]]

* SilentProtagonist

* {{Facepalm}}- I used to work at a Netflix hub opening and inspecting the disc. Occasionally we'd get a mailer where someone didn't put the disc in the sleeve and just stuck it right in the mailer. We also got people sending the discs back in their own disc sleeves (probably because something happened to the original sleeve). Both of these are pretty normal, but once I found an empty sleeve in there, then found a replacement sleeve with the empty sleeve's disc in there (to put it simply, the person completely missed the point of the sleeve). I didn't facepalm since I didn't want to do so in front of everyone, but I did take a moment to try to work out the train of thought that lead to this situation.

* Because of the issues with the above, I'm holding off on publishing any new stories until I've made enough progress to supplement any ScheduleSlip due to unforeseen issues.

!!User comments:

* @/MacPhisto says hello

* Original Story- A story that has almost no connection to the other ones and the reason I used little to no imagination for 5 of the other 8. Still working on the details.

* {{Facepalm}}- I work at a Netflix hub opening and inspecting the disc. Occasionally we'll get a mailer where someone didn't put the disc in the sleeve and just stuck it right in the mailer. We also get people sending the discs back in their own disc sleeves (probably because something happened to the original sleeve). Both of these are pretty normal, but once I found an empty sleeve in there, then found a replacement sleeve with the empty sleeve's disc in there (to put it simply, the person completely missed the point of the sleeve). I didn't facepalm since I didn't want to do so in front of everyone, but I did take a moment to try to work out the train of thought that lead to this situation.

I Win (10 points)- Post brand new information before anyone else. (Posted that Pip was killed in the 201st episode of SouthPark on the ChuckCunninghamSyndrome a few minutes after it happened).

* I've come up with a pretty good, though rather cliched, idea (which I won't explain further because some asshole will steal it). All I'll say is that it takes place in our world (the one most of us reside in) and involves teenagers who have latent magical abilities (I'm aware of the fact that in the description alone we have several tropes). I'm thinking of calling it "Tv Tropes the Book" due to the large number of tropes I have found easily (seriously, if it were to be published the page for it would really long).