Tropers / Korbl

"Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a *reformed* vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage did not come easily to me. It's *not* tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder."
Maladict, Monstrous Regiment

An aspiring chef, writer and artist