Tropers / Gauscrypts

There once was a Troper named Gauscrypts Who could swiftly absorb Shakespeare's scripts. He cried and he laughed On stage, never gaffed, And joined RSC's many conscripts.

The RSC being the Royal Shakespeare Company, being the premier Shakespearean acting troupe in the world. I haven't joined (yet) but that would be cool. I'm a big fan of live theatre, web comics, the fantasy genre, the science fiction genre, soy sauce, short-haired cats, and new technology. Who wants to see mag-lev trains in the USA? I do.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/Gauscrypts