Yo.
I'm just a regular, cynical, 16 year old from England. In case you're interested, "Elgnirp" is my surname spelled backwards.
Just a note- I am being
honest here.
- Anti-Hero: Type III. If I see a guy bullying my brother, said bully will not survive
- Apologises a Lot: Even by British standards
- The Arthur Dent: Kind of. It's not that I take everythng into my stride, it's that I don't care
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Atomic F-Bomb: I use a lot of these
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
- Bad Dreams
- Berserk Button: Insult most things about me, I don't care. But, insult my family, friends, or bisexuality and I will end you
- Beware The Quiet Ones
- Big Brother Instinct: Touch my brother and die
- Bi the Way
- Brainy Specs
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Apparantly. I've never noticed the "brilliant" part
- British Stuffiness: Oh god yes
- Bullying a Dragon: I've been bullied for 8 years. I've done karate for 4 of those years. Subverted though, as I tend to avoid fights
- Catch Phrase: Mine is "You get used to it". Usually said when people call me antisocial
- Celibate Loner: I've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend. Ever.
- Character Derailment: I used to be a very friendly person apparantly. Then I turned twelve
- Cluster F-Bomb: I use a lot of these too
- The Combat Pragmatist
- The Cynic
- Deadpan Snarker
- Despair Event Horizon: I crossed it. Twice.
- Determinator: Once I get into a fight, I don't back down. No matter how many times I get punched in the face
- Driven to Suicide: I tried once, when I was 13. It didn't work.
- Eating Lunch Alone: I do this a lot.
- The Eeyore
- Emo Teen: I often come across as this, and I have some of the traits
- Extreme Doormat
- Evil Brit: As mentioned before, I am British and I am also a terrible excuse for a human being.
- Fish out of Water: Anywhere there's interaction involved
- Four Eyes, Zero Soul: I wear glasses for short-sightedness. I am also completely soulless. So, yeah.
- Freud Was Right: Oh, he was so so right about me
- Friendless Background
- Genre Savvy: Almost too savvy- it is nearly impossible to gain my trust
- Hate Dumb: I have actually been compared to the Antichrist for not liking Call of Duty
- Hates Being Touched
- Headphones Equal Isolation: Invoked and enforced by me regularly.
- Improvised Weapon: Whatever I get when in a fight.
- Ineffectual Loner
- Inferiority Superiority Complex: Without the "superiority" bit apparantly
- The Insomniac
- Kuudere: Rare male example
- Limited Wardrobe: I hardly ever dress in anything other than jeans, a dark shirt and sometimes a dark jacket.
- Loners Are Freaks: I get this. A lot
- Mean Brit: Good luck trying to get me to complement something (unless it's Shadow of the Colossus). Seriously, I'm almost worse than Yahtzee!
- Metroid: Favourite video game series
- Middle Child Syndrome: One of the reasons I'm The Cynic
- Mistaken For Straight: Most people don't realise I'm bisexual because I never talk to people
- Mood Swinger
- Never Hurt an Innocent: Inverted. When I'm in a fight, don't get in my way
- No Social Skills
- Perpetual Frowner
- Pyro Maniac: Inverted. I'm pyrophobic.
- The Quiet One
- Sarcasm Mode: This couldn't be how I normally talk to people, could it?
- Sarcastic Clapping: I use this a lot
- School Bullying Is Harmless: Seriously, it's not as bad as it's supposed to be. You get used to it after the first few years
- Self Harm: Once or twice.
- The Soulless: While reading the Tear Jerker page, I read that if one doesn't cry at Dumbledore's death in Harry Potter 6 one has no soul. I didn't cry at this, therefore, I have no soul. QED
- The Stoic: My facial expressions can be counted on one hand
- Straight Bi
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: I use this a lot too, bitch
- Trademark Favourite Food: Pizza. Or a really hot curry
- The Unsmile: When I force a smile, it gives nightmares. I am not even joking.
- Verbal Tic: "Fuck!"
- Waif-Fu: Rare male example- I am a lot lighter than most people my age. I have also done karate for 4 years and know enough pressure points and human weaknesses to win a lot of fights
- When He Smiles: Apparently a proper smile from me looks very nice, but I don't smile a lot, and when I force it...
- Why Couldn't You Be Different?: I get this a lot too
- Wouldn't Hit a Girl: Subverted
Things I like
Films
Live Action TV
Music
Video Games
Feel free to vandalise
