It is pitch black.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
> what is a grue?
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
> who is eatenbyagrue?
The
Troper "eatenbyagrue" is
someone almost, but not quite, completely unlike tea. She tends to
fancy scarves more than most, and prefers
to go without an umbrella. Her plans
to attend university for sixteen years without a degree fell apart. Now she makes her living
designing explosives made out of used pinball machine parts while
writing her own ending to her adventure. Might be actually a robot.
Most would describe her as "weird", but a more accurate description is "really really weird."
