Tropers / Eatenbyagrue

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> what is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

> who is eatenbyagrue?

The Troper "eatenbyagrue" is someone almost, but not quite, completely unlike tea. They tend to fancy scarves more than most, and prefers to go without an umbrella. Their plan to attend university for sixteen years without a degree fell apart. Now they make their living designing explosives made out of used pinball machine parts while writing their own ending to their adventure. Might be actually a robot.

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