Describe Cynical Idealist here. Mmmkay. I'm a literalist with cynical tendencies. Unfortunately, I have frequent moments of incredible idealism. Hence the pseudonym. I have this handle on a few other places. I'm a college student studying to be a CS major, and I suck at art and writing. Writing, though, is mostly a motivational problem. Once I get started, I'm good. I have Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!, and also this terrible brilliance at finding totally pointless ways to distract myself. Like this. I don't deal well with people IRL. I tend to use British spelling for some words, and American spellings for others, and I have no idea why this happens. Deal with it or correct it, I don't care.