Azukar is an Australian teacher and erstwhile researcher, who enjoys Eastern RPG games, all kinds of movies and has dabbled in a number of roleplaying games and the like, but has surprisingly never come close to D&D. He has the driest (and sometimes darkest) sense of humour this side of the Gibson Desert at midnight. Super special awesome switch to first-person pronouns! Apart from the fact that I'm moderately frequent contributor to this site, the main reason I'm here is that in my spare time (spare time in inverted commas) I'm a novelist, and this place gives me amazing insight into the tropes I use, subvert or avoid. Hopefully it'll increase the overall quality of my work.