Rachel, A Poem: My real name is Rachel. I am nineteen years old. And I am a true Liberal. a Libertarian. a Republican. I am at the University of Washington. I study political science and economics in the Honors Program. I hope to go to graduate school at Yale in poli sci. I am overly-competitive, overly-ambitious, and overly-confident—I set goals high. I am the Obama for the GOP. The female Jack Donaghy. Looking for whom to blow to move up through the ranks, And running for US Senate in 2028.