History Recap / StrongBadEmailE53Comic

Strong Bad quickly doodles up the very first issue of WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad, starring "Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, [and] The Ugly One"!, four girls who set out on a quest to "look so good", but it doesn't turn out so well: So And So (AKA Kristen, or possibly Kristina) ends up "burnt, or dead" after getting [=VOIP!ed=] by a giant robot, The Ugly One is "arrowed" by the disembodied head of a middle-aged man, and What's Her Face gets drop kicked by a dinosaur. Cheerleader, at least, is still standing and looking "so good". Strong Bad even finds the time (in an Easter egg) to add himself into the comic and hit on Cheerleader:

* KillEmAll: Not quite: Cheerleader is the only survivor of this first episode.

->'''Customer:''' (''voiced by Mike Chapman'')(''is heard walking into the store'') 'Sup, man?

->Customer: (''voiced by Mike Chapman'')(''is heard walking into the store'') 'Sup, man?
->Clerk: (''voiced by Matt Chapman'') Hey, how ya doin'?
->Customer:
->Clerk: Good to see you back in.
->Customer: Yeah, did you, uh... did you listen to this yet?
->Clerk: You know, I have. Yeah. I wasn't into it. I couldn't get into it.
->Customer: Huh. I thought... I was kinda hoping it'd be...
->Clerk: Yeah, you know, they were—the whole thing's in 4/4, and...um...yeah. So, I just thought it wasn't for me. I -liked their solo stuff better, you know?
->Customer: Yeah. Well what about, uh, what about their guitars? D'ya think they're all, like, in tune? Like the...the frets?
->Clerk: Yeah, the frets are in tune. The frets they're using are...are B-modal. But, uh, 'cuz they just have the same producer.
->Customer: Albino.
->Clerk: Albino.
->Customer: Right.
->Clerk: Yeah.
->Customer: Yeah, I really liked their last album.
->Clerk: Yeah, their old stuff is great! Have you ever seen them live?
->Customer: Yeah. Yeah.
->Clerk: I mean... I saw, I saw 'em... I saw 'em, like, twice... Actually, uhm, uh, last night, I saw them.
->Customer: Yeah, I saw them... I saw them earlier this morning. Yeah.
->Clerk: Oh.
->Customer: Like, four times.
->Clerk: Oh.
->Customer: Yah. I mean I've been a big, I've been a bigger fan than you for a while, I mean...
->Clerk: Yeah, well...
->Customer: For a lot longer probably, too...
->Clerk: Well, no no...
->Customer: I mean, I dunno... Yeah.

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Strong Bad quickly doodles up the very first issue of WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad, starring "Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, [and] The Ugly One"!, four girls who set out on a quest to "look so good", but it doesn't turn out so well: So And So (AKA Kristen, or possibly Kristina) ends up "burnt, or dead" after getting [=VOIP!ed=] by a giant robot, The Ugly One is "arrowed" by the disembodied head of a middle-aged man, and What's Her Face gets drop kicked by a dinosaur. Cheerleader, at least, is still standing and looking "so good". Strong Bad even finds the time (in an easter egg) to add himself into the comic and hit on Cheerleader:

->'''Doodle!Strong Bad:''' Whoa. Hey there, Cheerleader. You looking '''so''' good. You wanna go take a ride with me up to Checker's...or Rally's...or uh, Sonic Burger? Whatever you guys got here.

->'''Strong Bad:''' Wow, Brittany! That turned out pretty good! I should maybe make some crappy xeroxes of that thing and sell it over at Bubs'. Or at least some snooty independent record store.

* DirtyOldMan: An easter egg has Strong Bad write himself into the comic and hit on Cheerleader.

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->'''Strong Bad:''' Okay, so, that's it! No more Strong Bad Emails. Nah, I'm just kiddin'... maybe.
->(''The Paper comes down'')

Strong Bad quickly doodles up the first-issue of WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad, starring "Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, [and] The Ugly One"! The girls set out on a quest to "look so good", but it doesn't turn out so well: So And So (AKA Kristen, or possibly Kristina) ends up "burnt, or dead" after getting [=VOIP!ed=] by a giant robot, The Ugly One is "arrowed" by the disembodied head of a middle-aged man, and What's Her Face gets drop kicked by a dinosaur. Cheerleader, at least, is still standing and looking "so good".

->'''Strong Bad:''' Wow, Brittany! That turned out pretty good! I should maybe make some crappy xeroxes of that thing and sell it over at Bubs'. Or at least some snooty independent record store. Okay, so, that's it! No more Strong Bad Emails. Nah, I'm just kiddin'... maybe.

* UnsoundEffect: "ARROWED!"

* OwMyBodyPart: "Ow, my skin!"
* SpinOff: The Teen Girl Squad cartoons.

* KillEmAll: Cheerleader is the only survivor of this first episode.

The origin of WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad! Brittany asks Strong Bad to make a comic about her friends.

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The teen girls are largely interchangeable here, but would develop distinct personalities in later cartoons. They're also allegedly named after Brittany and her three friends (So-and-So at least is called Kirsten/Kristina by the others), but that aspect never comes up again in later shorts.

* DirtyOldMan: An easter egg has Strong Bad write himself into the comic and hit on Cheerleader. They're also allegedly named after Brittany and her three friends (So-and-So at least is called Kirsten/Kristina by the others), but that aspect never comes up again in later shorts.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The teen girls are largely interchangeable here, but would develop distinct personalities in later cartoons.

* DirtyOldMan: An easter egg has Strong Bad write himself into the comic and hit on Cheerleader.

The origin of WebAnimtion/TeenGirlSquad! Brittany asks Strong Bad to make a comic about her friends.

A girl says she would "really appriciate it" [sic] if Strong Bad did a comic about her friends. Strong Bad is inspired to create the Teen Girl Squad: Cheerleader, So-and-So, What's Her Face, and the Ugly One!

* KillEmAll: Cheerleader is the only survivor of the first episode.

* SpinOff: The WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad cartoons.

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