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'''Ace:''' No, Yu! Y-U. ''[the Bartender looks confused]'' Look, it's simple: Yu is me!\\

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'''Ace:''' No, Yu! Y-U. ''[the Bartender looks confused]'' \\
'''Bartender:''' [[CallingMeALogarithm Why, I oughta...]]\\
'''Ace:'''
Look, it's simple: Yu is me!\\
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-->-- ''[[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Pitch Meeting]]'', ''Film/{{Divergent}}

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-->-- ''[[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Pitch Meeting]]'', ''Film/{{Divergent}}
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-->-- ''Film/{{It|2017}}'' [[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Pitch Meeting]]

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-->-- ''Film/{{It|2017}}'' [[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings ''[[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Pitch Meeting]]
Meeting]]'', ''Film/{{It|2017}}''

->'''Screenwriter:''' And she's gonna meet one of the older guys doing the training, this guy Four.\\
'''Producer:''' For what?\\
'''Screenwriter:''' Training.\\
'''Producer:''' Training for...?\\
'''Screenwriter:''' No, Four is doing the training.\\
'''Producer:''' Who is?\\
'''Screenwriter:''' Four is.\\
'''Producer:''' Who's four?\\
'''Screenwriter:''' The trainer.\\
'''Producer:''' The trainer's four years old?\\
'''Screenwriter:''' No, Four is twenty-four.\\
'''Producer:''' No, twenty-four is twenty-four.\\
'''Screenwriter:''' Mathematically, yes, but the trainer's Four.\\
'''Producer:''' And what's his name?\\
'''Screenwriter:''' Four.\\
'''Producer:''' I just want to know.\\
'''Screenwriter:''' His name is Four! Four is his name!\\
'''Producer:''' Ohh, okay.\\
'''Screenwriter:''' That went pretty well.
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Pitch Meeting]]'', ''Film/{{Divergent}}

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Alphablocks}}''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Alphablocks}}''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Alphablocks}}''



-->--'''WebAnimation/DevilArtemis''', "[[https://youtu.be/oJsH7TMSp64 Goku Black Vs Chi-Chi]]"

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-->--'''WebAnimation/DevilArtemis''', -->-- '''WebAnimation/DevilArtemis''', "[[https://youtu.be/oJsH7TMSp64 Goku Black Vs Chi-Chi]]"



-->--'''Planula item log''', ''VideoGame/RiskOfRain2''

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-->--'''Planula -->-- '''Planula item log''', ''VideoGame/RiskOfRain2''



-->--''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''

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-->--''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''



-->--''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "Mrs. Roger's Neighborhood"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "Mrs. Roger's Neighborhood"
Neighborhood"

->'''Gogo Dodo:''' Hey! Who're you?!\\
'''Y:''' Y.\\
'''Gogo:''' Because I wanna know, that's why.\\
'''U:''' No, ''that's'' Y!\\
'''Gogo:''' Who're you?\\
'''U:''' I'm U. Who're ''you''?\\
'''Gogo:''' Why?\\
'''U:''' You mean him?\\
'''Gogo:''' Who do you think ''you'' are?!\\
'''R:''' You [[TrrrillingRrrs rrrang]]?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'', "[[Recap/TinyToonAdventuresS1E64KACMETV K-ACME TV]]"
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->'''Egon:''' The prime motivator is a demon named Wat.\\
'''Ray:''' Named what?\\
'''Egon:''' Wat.\\
'''Ray:''' I asked you first!\\
'''Peter:''' No, Wat is its name.\\
'''Ray:''' Don't ask me, ask Egon!\\
'''Egon:''' This [device] will show you Wat.\\
'''Ray:''' Huh?\\
'''Egon:''' Never mind. Let's just track it down.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "Mrs. Roger's Neighborhood"
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->'''[[Characters/HololiveTakanashiKiaraCh Takanashi Kiara]]:''' Fun fact: in "Australia[[note]]Austria[[/note]]" we only have the grades 1 to 5, and in Germany they have the grades 1 to 6.
->'''[[Characters/HololiveGawrGuraCh Gawr Gura]]:''' ... Where's the rest of them? Where's 3 and 4? 1, 2, 6? 1, 2, 5?\\
'''Kiara:''' Gura... ''([[MyGodYouAreSerious takes a moment to register the response before cracking up]])''\\
'''Gura:''' You didn't say 3 and 4!
-->--''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''
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-->-- ''Series/TedLasso''

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-->-- ''Series/TedLasso''
''Series/TedLasso'', "[[Recap/TedLassoS2E05Rainbow Rainbow]]"
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'''Mewtwo:''' No, I'm-- ''(sigh)'' Listen. Tell me. ''(points to Mew)'' What is that Pokémon?\\

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'''Mewtwo:''' No, I'm-- ''(sigh)'' Listen. Tell me. ''(points ''(cut to Mew)'' What is that Pokémon?\\



'''Ash/Brock:''' …Mew.\\

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'''Ash/Brock:''' '''Ash/Mewtwo:''' …Mew.\\
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->"Yes – the egg. The grandparent incubates the eggs."\\
"And the child?"\\
"The child lays the egg."\\
"And the egg becomes the…?"\\
"The parent."\\
"Okay. And the parent does what?"\\
"Takes care of children – and the grandparent."\\
"And the grandparent is the youngest?"\\
"Younger than the child, yes. But not the youngest."\\
"Who is the youngest?"\\
"The parent."\\
"…"
-->--'''Planula item log''', ''VideoGame/RiskOfRain2''
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-->--''WebVideo/DevilArtemis'', "[[https://youtu.be/oJsH7TMSp64 Goku Black Vs Chi-Chi]]"

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-->--''WebVideo/DevilArtemis'', -->--'''WebAnimation/DevilArtemis''', "[[https://youtu.be/oJsH7TMSp64 Goku Black Vs Chi-Chi]]"
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'''Goten''': Am I black?\\
'''Goku Black''': You could be.\\

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'''Goten''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Am I black?\\
black?]]\\
'''Goku Black''': [[FandomNod You could be.be]].\\
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->'''Goku Black''': So... the gig is up.\\
'''Chi-Chi''': Goku?\\
'''Goku Black''': Foolish woman! I am not Son Goku. I... am Black!\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Chi-Chi''': ...Goku. I support a lot of your shenanigans, but I can't back this one. We both know you're not black!\\
'''Goku Black''': No. No, I'm Black.\\
'''Chi-Chi''': No! No, you are not!\\
'''Goku Black''': I ''am'' Black!\\
'''Goten''': Am I black?\\
'''Goku Black''': You could be.\\
'''Goten''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] yeah!
-->--''WebVideo/DevilArtemis'', "[[https://youtu.be/oJsH7TMSp64 Goku Black Vs Chi-Chi]]"
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''[Cue [[AscendedMeme every single Spider-Man pointing at each other]]]''\\
'''Spider-Men''': "You?" "You?" "Me?" "You?"\\

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''[Cue [[AscendedMeme every single Spider-Man Spider-Person pointing at each other]]]''\\
'''Spider-Men''': '''Everyone in the Spider-Society''': "You?" "You?" "Me?" "You?"\\

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'''Everyone in the Spider-Society''': "You?" "You?" "Me?" "You?"\\

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'''Everyone in the Spider-Society''': ''[Cue [[AscendedMeme every single Spider-Man pointing at each other]]]''\\
'''Spider-Men''':
"You?" "You?" "Me?" "You?"\\
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'''U''': ''No, I didn't! It was '''M!'''''\\

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'''U''': ''No, I didn't! It was '''M!'''''\\was'' '''''M!'''''\\
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'''U''': No I didn't! ''It was '''M!''''' \\

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'''U''': No ''No, I didn't! ''It It was '''M!''''' \\'''M!'''''\\
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'''U''': No I didn't! ''It was '''M!'''''\\

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'''U''': No I didn't! ''It was '''M!'''''\\'''M!''''' \\



-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Alphablocks}}

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Alphablocks}}-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Alphablocks}}''

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->'''Four''': "It's Spooky."

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->'''Four''': ->'''Six''': "It's Spooky."



->'''Four''': "No; it really ''is'' Spooky! Look!"

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->'''Four''': ->'''Six''': "No; it really ''is'' Spooky! Look!"


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->'''S''': Let's see... Seven... plus one... equals...\\
'''M''': Mmmmm. Eight!\\
'''S''': You ate it?!\\
'''U''': ''I'' didn't eat it! ''M'' ate it!\\
'''S''': Silly M. Now we'll never know the answer!\\
'''M''': Eight!\\
'''S''': I know you ate it!\\
'''U''': No I didn't! ''It was '''M!'''''\\
'''M''': ''Eight!''\\
'''S and U''': '''''WE KNOW!!!'''''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Alphablocks}}
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->'''Miguel O'Hara''': All stations! Stop what you're doing, and stop Spider-Man!\\
'''Everyone in the Spider-Society''': "You?" "You?" "Me?" "You?"\\
'''Miguel''': ''Ay coño'', MILES, MILES MORALES!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
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-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAVnUOHNVUc "Who's that Pokémon?"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TurboJehtt Jehtt]]''' (featuring WebVideo/SolidJJ)

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-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAVnUOHNVUc "Who's that Pokémon?"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TurboJehtt Jehtt]]''' '''WebVideo/{{Jehtt}}''' (featuring WebVideo/SolidJJ)
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'''Ash/Mewtwo:''' …Mew.\\

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'''Ash/Mewtwo:''' '''Ash/Brock:''' …Mew.\\
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'''Rabbit:''' Ah, so it ''is'' possible to knot those pieces.\\

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'''Rabbit:''' '''Owl:''' Ah, so it ''is'' possible to knot those pieces.\\



'''Rabbit:''' Yes, knot those pieces.\\

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'''Rabbit:''' '''Pooh:''' Yes, knot those pieces.\\
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->'''[[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash]]:''' What's that?\\
'''[[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Brock]]:''' It kind of looks like Mew!\\
'''[[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie Mewtwo]]:''' I am Mewtwo.\\
'''Ash:''' You're Mew too, huh? Well, we're not going to let you get away with this, Mew!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' Do not insult me with that name, child. I am Mewtwo.\\
'''Ash:''' Yeah, I heard you. You're Mew, too.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' Correct.\\
'''Ash:''' So like I said, we're going to stop you, Mew!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' Stop saying that. I am not Mew.\\
'''Brock:''' But you just said you're Mew, too.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' Yes, because I ''am'' Mewtwo.\\
'''Brock:''' But you're not Mew.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' Obviously.\\
'''Brock:''' That doesn't really make any sense, Mew.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' I have surpassed Mew in every way. It is an inferior life form. I am Mewtwo.\\
'''Brock:''' How can it be inferior if you're Mew, too?\\
'''Mewtwo:''' No, I'm-- ''(sigh)'' Listen. Tell me. ''(points to Mew)'' What is that Pokémon?\\
'''Ash:''' That's Mew.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' And what am I?\\
'''Ash:''' That's kind of an existential question--\\
'''Mewtwo:''' ''What am I!?''\\
'''Ash:''' You're Mew, too.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' So then you ''do'' understand.\\
'''Ash:''' Of course I do, Mew!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' Okay, you do ''not'' understand.\\
'''Brock:''' I dunno, it kinda sounds like he does, Mew.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' I am ''Mewtwo!''\\
'''Ash:''' I ''know'' you're Mew, too!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' ''Do'' you!?\\
'''Ash:''' Of course I do…\\
'''Ash/Mewtwo:''' …Mew.\\
'''Ash:''' Hah! Jinx.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' I am not Jynx. That is an entirely different Pokémon!\\
'''Brock:''' Of course you're not Jynx! You're Mew!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' ''God'' dammit!\\
'''Ash:''' Who's God?\\
'''Mewtwo:''' That has nothing to do with ''anything'' that we-- ''(stammers "no" a few times)'' --actually, you know what, you know what? Screw it. For all intents and purposes… [[AGodAmI I am now God]].\\
'''Brock:''' I thought you were Mew, too!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' How many times do I have to tell you-- wait. [[HopeSpot You did it. You… you just said I'm Mewtwo!]]\\
'''Brock:''' Well, yeah, just like you said. You're ''God'', but you're also Mew, too!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' Yes! Yes! You finally get it! I am Mewtwo!\\
'''Ash:''' So you're God ''and'' Mew?\\
'''Mewtwo:''' God ''fucking''-- NO! I am ''NOT'' Mew!\\
'''Brock:''' Well, now I'm just confused.\\
'''Ash:''' Ditto.\\
'''Mewtwo:''' I AM NOT DITTO!
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAVnUOHNVUc "Who's that Pokémon?"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TurboJehtt Jehtt]]''' (featuring WebVideo/SolidJJ)
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-->-- "WHO KILLED NOOB69?" ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' animation by WebAnimation/{{Mashed}}[[note]]The blue Crewmate's name is [[spoiler:"Y Fronts" (or [[ExaggeratedTrope "why"]] for short)]], and the white Crewmate's name is [[spoiler:[[HypocriticalHumor "Going2KillEvery1StartingWithU"]] as he reveals when he hits his RageBreakingPoint.]][[/note]]

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-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2jhTthCZuI "WHO KILLED NOOB69?" NOOB69?"]] ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' animation by WebAnimation/{{Mashed}}[[note]]The blue Crewmate's name is [[spoiler:"Y Fronts" (or [[ExaggeratedTrope "why"]] for short)]], and the white Crewmate's name is [[spoiler:[[HypocriticalHumor "Going2KillEvery1StartingWithU"]] as he reveals when he hits his RageBreakingPoint.]][[/note]]
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->'''White:''' He's dead! WHY!?\\
'''Blue:''' Don't worry! I'm here. I saw everything!\\
'''White:''' Who did it? Who killed [=Noob69=]?\\
'''Blue:''' That's my theory.\\
'''White:''' What's your theory?\\
'''Blue:''' Not What, Who.\\
'''White:''' Fine, ''who's'' your theory?\\
'''Blue:''' Exactly!\\
'''White:''' Exactly what?\\
'''Blue:''' It can't be, What's in the medical bay.\\
'''White:''' Medical stuff, I guess? Who cares?\\
'''Blue:''' He does care! ''Cares about killing...''\\
'''White:''' Wait, wait, who cares about what?\\
'''Blue:''' He does? That's juicy. I thought he was married.\\
'''White:''' Who's married?\\
'''Blue:''' That's right!\\
'''White:''' What are you talking about?\\
'''Blue:''' No. Who.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''White:''' …What the ''fuck?''\\
'''Blue:''' What the Fuck is a bastard!\\
'''White:''' Someone whose parents aren't married… ''why are you asking!?''\\
'''Blue:''' Are you ''high'' or something?\\
'''White:''' Right, enough. Stop it. There's a dead guy on the floor, correct?\\
'''Blue:''' Looks that way.\\
'''White:''' I didn't do it.\\
'''Blue:''' Nope.\\
'''White:''' And neither did you.\\
'''Blue:''' Negative.\\
'''White:''' So who ''did?''\\
'''Blue:''' Precisely!\\
'''White:''' For fuck's sake!\\
'''Blue:''' For Fuck's Sake, he's dead, Who killed him!\\
'''White:''' That's what I want to know! Who killed [=Noob69=]?\\
'''Blue:''' ''Now'' you're gettin' it!\\
'''White:''' ''You're'' gonna get it in a second!\\
'''Blue:''' Woah! No need for that, I'm just trying to help!\\
'''White:''' I'm sorry, I guess I'm just getting paranoid. Everybody is sus!\\
'''Blue:''' Everyone? I thought Yellow was Sus.\\
'''White:''' Yellow is sus?\\
'''Blue:''' She was when I met her.\\
'''White:''' As early as that? So ''she'' killed [=Noob69=]?\\
'''Blue:''' Not Who?\\
'''White:''' Who what?\\
'''Blue:''' What's ''What'' got to do with it?\\
'''White:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Blue:''' I mean Who!\\
'''White:''' What the fuck!?\\
'''Blue:''' Leave that bastard out of it!\\
'''White:''' Leave ''who'' out of it?!\\
'''Blue:''' But ''he's'' the imposter!\\
'''White:''' WHO is the imposter!?\\
'''Blue:''' YES!\\
'''White:''' WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?\\
'''Blue:''' I TOLD YOU, ''HE'S IN THE MEDICAL BAY!''
-->-- "WHO KILLED NOOB69?" ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' animation by WebAnimation/{{Mashed}}[[note]]The blue Crewmate's name is [[spoiler:"Y Fronts" (or [[ExaggeratedTrope "why"]] for short)]], and the white Crewmate's name is [[spoiler:[[HypocriticalHumor "Going2KillEvery1StartingWithU"]] as he reveals when he hits his RageBreakingPoint.]][[/note]]
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-->'''Mr. Brittas''': You see Tim, in a 360 degree appraisal, we're all linking arms. We're holding hands. We're coming together to build a harmonious whole.
-->'''Tim''': You don't build a hole do you? I mean, you dig a hole.
-->'''Mr. Brittas''': No, not a hole - a whole, a wah-hole.
-->'''Tim''': ({{Beat}}) Sorry?
-->'''Mr. Brittas''': A whole, not a hole in the ground, but a whole with a "W", see?
-->'''Tim''': A whole with a WC?

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-->'''Mr.->'''Mr. Brittas''': You see Tim, in a 360 degree appraisal, we're all linking arms. We're holding hands. We're coming together to build a harmonious whole.
-->'''Tim''': ->'''Tim''': You don't build a hole do you? I mean, you dig a hole.
-->'''Mr.->'''Mr. Brittas''': No, not a hole - a whole, a wah-hole.
-->'''Tim''': ->'''Tim''': ({{Beat}}) Sorry?
-->'''Mr.->'''Mr. Brittas''': A whole, not a hole in the ground, but a whole with a "W", see?
-->'''Tim''': ->'''Tim''': A whole with a WC?
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-->'''Mr. Brittas''': You see Tim, in a 360 degree appraisal, we're all linking arms. We're holding hands. We're coming together to build a harmonious whole.
-->'''Tim''': You don't build a hole do you? I mean, you dig a hole.
-->'''Mr. Brittas''': No, not a hole - a whole, a wah-hole.
-->'''Tim''': ({{Beat}}) Sorry?
-->'''Mr. Brittas''': A whole, not a hole in the ground, but a whole with a "W", see?
-->'''Tim''': A whole with a WC?
-->--''Series/TheBrittasEmpire'', "[[Recap/TheBrittasEmpireS7E2ReviewingTheSituation Reviewing the Situation]]"

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->'''Doctor Strange''': Listen, this is serious. My name is Strange. This world and many others--\\
'''Larry''': Strange? What's so strange about it?\\
'''Doctor Strange''': [[LampshadeHanging Nonono, this has been done to death]]. My name is actually "Strange". Stephen Strange, that's my name.\\
'''Larry''': No I know, I was just playing with you. But uh, who's that?\\
'''Doctor Strange''': Oh, this is Wong.\\
'''Moe''': You're telling me! You ever heard of knocking first?\\
'''Doctor Strange''': What? No, his name is Wong.\\
'''Curly''': Who are you to say that, huh? Why don't we ask him himself.\\
'''Wong''': My name is Wong.\\
'''Curly''': Well look what ya did to his self-esteem! For shame, Doctor Weird.\\
'''Doctor Strange''': It's Strange!\\
'''Larry''': But it's still the name his mother gave him!\\
'''Doctor Strange''': It's WONG.\\
'''Larry''': Alright, it was his father. How am I supposed to know?
-->--''WebVideo/SolidJJ'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNlxNuABtA Doctor Strange Multiverse of Stooges]]"
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''' [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} Agent 3]]:''' And yer a what, instead?\\

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''' [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} [[Franchise/{{Splatoon}} Agent 3]]:''' And yer a what, instead?\\
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'''[[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros Brock]]:'''He meant the Russian, dumbass.\\

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'''[[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros Brock]]:'''He Brock]]:''' He meant the Russian, dumbass.\\

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