History Quotes / TheUnsmile

->''It's strange that Mariah really [[{{Irony}} can't play Mariah all that well.]] Her attempts at "acting" are terrible. She has this strange modest look she has all the time where she will tilt her head down, look up with puppy dog eyes, and [[CatSmile clamp her lips together]] in a smile that looks like she is covering up for the fact she has braces. We get it, you are trying to act modest about your success. Now stop it, it is creeping me out.''

-->'''Arthur:''' You really need to stop smiling, it's getting real uncomfortable.

->'''Elastic Girl:''' ''"Is Batman...smiling?"''\\
'''Robin:''' ''"It happens."''\\
'''Elastic Girl:''' ''"And you accuse us of looking spooky."''

->'''Mrs. Slocombe''': Is this expression alright?
->'''Captain Peacock''': The authorities don't like you smiling. ({{Beat}}) I must say I agree with them.

-->--''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->"I'm sorry, Colonel Brendig," Ce'Nedra apologized, affectionately patting his hand. "For some reason you bring out the worst in me. Don't you ''ever'' smile?"
->He looked at her with an absolutely straight face. "I am smiling, your Majesty," he said.
-->--''Literature/TheBelgariad''

'''Medic:''' I was happy to see you! That's just how I ''look'' when I smile! Smug and evil! ''[grins]'' [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/dec65c95d7960a2c1ef5cbc3b6d2a242/tumblr_ntz2gv6A7x1qfnhmgo1_400.jpg See]]?
-->--''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', ''[[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf05_old_wounds/ Old Wounds]]''

->'''Kimahri''': If we worry, she tries harder. Do not frown.
->'''Tidus''': Don't worry, be happy?
->'''Kimahri''': Kimahri try too.
->'''Tidus''': Smile! Let me see. (''Kimahri grimaces.'') Sad.
-->--'''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''

[[AC:Web Comics]]

->''"I know [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3773 that face]]. That's your "screaming internally" face."''
-->-- '''Clinton''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->''It’s strange that Mariah really [[{{Irony}} can’t play Mariah all that well.]] Her attempts at “acting” are terrible. She has this strange modest look she has all the time where she will tilt her head down, look up with puppy dog eyes, and [[CatSmile clamp her lips together]] in a smile that looks like she is covering up for the fact she has braces. We get it, you are trying to act modest about your success. Now stop it, it is creeping me out.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/19/glitter-2001-vondie-curtis-hall/ on]] ''{{Film/Glitter}}''

->''Creator/DakotaJohnson’s face is the face I make when I’m [[BigEater about to gobble down a Triple Steak Stack and a Cinnabon iced coffee from Taco Bell.]]\\
Creator/JamieDornan’s face is the face I make an hour later when [[PottyEmergency all that Taco Bell has attacked my bowels in a bad way and I’m a fart away from letting it all go and there’s not one available toilet nearby]].''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/29/open-post-hosted-by-jamie-dornans-why-me-face-on-glamour/ Michael K.]]''', "Jamie Dornan's 'Why Me?' Face On ''Glamour''"

"Beasts. I [[HunterOfMonsters hunt]] beasts no matter what skin they choose to wear."

[[AC:Fan Fiction]]

->'''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Kostas]]:''' Fuck man. You're so fucking creepy lookin'. With your blank stare and blank eyes and blank expression... Do you even smile?\\
''Byleth attempts a grin that feels more like baring his teeth, and Kostas and his men flinch.''\\
'''Kostas:''' Shit. Sorry I asked.
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/20157739/chapters/50480861 godspeed]]''

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