History Quotes / MotorMouth

->(to HP's [[EducationMama mother]]) ''You see, I was just talking it over with the rest of the Koffiehuis and every single one of us agrees that HP should be allowed to be on the ship, largely because not only has she been learning and studying on board the ship, but is also one of the most invaluable members of the Koffiehuis that there is. You see, she saved the life of someone named [[spoiler: Corbin West]]- screen name The Absent Coder- and it's very likely that you don't know who the heck I'm talking about, so I'll just say this: my one sole biological brother was tragically killed in a car wreck, and when Absent was brought on board and [[ForcedTransformation turned into a Pokemon]], he came up with an ingenious plan to bring him BackFromTheDead. See, there's this Pokemon called Mimikyu that's half Fairy-type and half-Ghost (''then, during the dialogue in the background''), and it wears a makeshift Pikachu plushy. Now, my brother- his name's Mort- was a Swirlix, which is Fairy-type, but since he's dead, he has a Ghost type added to him. Therefore, he shares this type with Mimikyu, who, like I said before, wears a makeshift Pikachu plushy. So Absent took all this into consideration, (''dialogue fades out'') and Absent figured- why not use a Swirlix plushy to bring him back from the dead? So, lo and behold, we went to the dollar store and bought a Swirlix plushy (''dialogue fades back in''), then we put it on the ground and within minutes Mort's spirit invaded the plushy! So now he can talk to my family again (''dialogue fades back out'') and with that said, Absent became a hero in the eyes of me and my parents and siblings, but of course, [[ForWantOfANail none of this would have happened]] without HP's intervention, so I'm ''begging'' you, just this once, use common sense and logic and bring your daughter back onto the ship with her friends where she belongs! (''he pauses, then looks up at HP's mother nervously'') You don't wanna end up throwing your daughter into the ocean, do ya?''

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''

-->-- '''Series/KabouterPlop''', "Jij Praat Te Veel" [[note]] You talk too much [[/note]]

->'''Tommy:''' Anyway- God, these walls, you need to get them sorted out, hey, that's why- no, that's not why I'm here, I need to start being more honest. I'm thinking out loud a lot these days, Technoblade!\\
'''Techno:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I've noticed.]]

->''"[[ItMakesSenseInContext Ah dear, I weesh, I weesh, I weesh for a feesh—]] right, lets, um, let's do-- let's do Grass Race, if you didn't see, Grass Race is happening, it's happening, it's not started yet but it's gonna be starting, er, very soon, I don't know, maybe next week, may-- it's gonna-- it's-- it's-- it should hopefully start in April, as long as we're not slow, so basically, as soon as it's ready it's gonna begin, so we're on the verge of the-- the Great Grass Race of Ocean Den beginning so, um, this i-- this is the plan, in case you didn't see the last episode, and even if you did see the last episode, it's good to have a-- a bit of a recap, so, there's gonna be four sheep in each pen, and um, Sqaishey's-- Sqaishey's in charge of that at the moment, um, I'm in charge of this, so it's gonna be like a whirlpool, so these are the two trails, here's Sqaishey's, here's mine, and they're basically gonna go rooouuund and rooouuund, and round and round, all the way around I kinda changed this from how it was the last episode and made it a bit neater, so-- er, yeah, I'm gonna work on that-- do you wanna try and get the-- the sheep in the pen, and we also need to get dye as well, we need to get yellow and-- and orange dye at the same time, don't we."''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Stampylongnose}}''', ''Ocean Den'' Episode 26, "Rambling On"

'''Blurr''': More to the point, the name's Blurr! I'm an Autobot intelligence agent, sent to this planet by the Elite Guard to keep an eye on Optimus Prime and his crew as well as monitor the Decepticon activity, and you my friend, have just blown a deca-cycle of covert surveillance designed to uncover Megatron's plot to conquer Cybertron. Everything was going according to plan when I intercepted a communication between the Decepticon leader and an unknown double agent! They were in the midst of plotting the abduction of an unsuspecting Autobot who which now, from the status of the current ground situation appears to have been successful. Got that so far?\\

'''Blurr''': More to the point, the name's Blurr! I'm an Autobot intelligence agent, sent to this planet by the Elite Guard to keep an eye on Optimus Prime and his crew as well as monitor the Deception activity, and you my friend, have just blown a deca-cycle of covert surveillance designed to uncover Megatron's plot to conquer Cybertron. Everything was going according to plan when I intercepted a communication between the Decepticon leader and an unknown double agent! They were in the midst of plotting the abduction of an unsuspecting Autobot who which now, from the status of the current ground situation appears to have been successful. Got that so far?\\

-->-- ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''

-->''[[Film/RushHour Rush Hour 2]]''

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->''"Oh, I'll read it to you. It's just a simple little confession... 'In as much as I, Roger de Lodgerley, of Bedside Manor, Wilts - hereinafter referred to as the party of the first part - did unlawfully, with malice aforethought and without taking due precaution, on the night of October 4th last, admire, covet, blandish, cosset, seduce, ''and otherwise, get at'' Marie, spouse to Henry Tudor - hereinafter referred to as the party of the second part - I do now hereby solemnly declare, and in witness thereof I append my signature below, that the resulting issue - hereinafter referred to as the party of the third part - is the direct consequence of the joining together of the part of the first part's and the party of the second part's parts'."''