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-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'', "''Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend''"
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->'''Packie [=McReary=]:''' Give us that fucking ice, you're trapped. We'll let you go if you give 'em up.\\
'''Unnamed Bulgarin Henchman:''' I'm screwed either way. If I ''don't'' give you the diamonds, you kill me here and you take 'em. I ''do'' give you the diamonds, Mr. Bulgarin kills me later. Don't nobody having them. Screw ''all'' of you!\\
[''the henchman throws the diamonds off the walkway, where they land in the back of a dump truck'']
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'''Bradley''': And what if ''you'' had absolute control over this planet? What kind of place would that be?

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'''Bradley''': And what if ''you'' had absolute control over this planet? [[NotSoDifferentRemark What kind of place would that be?be]]?
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->'''[[YourTerroristsAreOurFreedomFighters Mistress Coyle]]''': If [The Spackle/The Land] overrun the Mayor's army, they'll just keep coming and kill the rest of us.\\
'''[[SixthRanger Bradley]]''': And if he beats them?\\
'''Mistress Coyle''': If he beats them, then his control over this planet will be absolute and that's not a place you'd ever want to live.\\
'''Bradley''': And what if ''you'' had absolute control over this planet? What kind of place would that be?
-->--''Literature/ChaosWalking: Monsters of Men''
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->''I've uncovered part of Emily's scheme with this party. It seems that if I participate in activities, my mind regresses. However, the more that I decline to participate, the more the magic of the party would 'encourage' me to play along. Until I figure out a clever workaround, I'm stuck either behaving like a little girl now, or being forced into it later. [[SarcasmMode Delightful.]]''
-->-- '''John''', ''Sleepover Makeover''
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->'''Producer''': So now Set is going to run everything?\\
'''Screenwriter''': He is, so he tells the people of Egypt, "[[KneelBeforeZod Either bow to me]], or [[MadeASlave become slaves]]."\\
'''Producer''': So what happens to the people that bow to him?\\
'''Screenwriter''': He makes them into slaves.\\
'''Producer''': Oh, sneaky!
-->--''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'', ''Film/GodsOfEgypt''
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->'''Paul Kirby:''' What're you doing? [[RaptorAttack Those things]] are after us because of those!\\
'''Dr. Grant:''' ''Those things'' know we have the eggs. We drop them in the river, they would still be after us.\\
'''Paul Kirby:''' What if they catch us with them?\\
'''Dr. Grant:''' What if they catch us ''without'' them?
-->--''Film/JurassicParkIII''
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->''"Which one should I own? I'm still not sold\\

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->''"Which ->''Which one should I own? I'm still not sold\\



[[TakeAThirdOption So screw you all, I'm gonna buy 'em both!]]"''

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[[TakeAThirdOption So screw you all, I'm gonna buy 'em both!]]"''both!]]''
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->''"Which one should I own? I'm still not sold\\
I got these console trolls at my throat\\
They're gonna crucify me either way I go\\
[[TakeAThirdOption So screw you all, I'm gonna buy 'em both!]]"''
-->--- '''Music/JTMusic''', "The Next Console War"
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-->--'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', on the ending of ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead: A New Frontier''

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-->--'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', -->--'''WebVideo/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', on the ending of ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead: A New Frontier''
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->'''Stinky Diver:''' Hey, Master Pu! How's it hanging?\\
'''Master Pu:''' Stinkhopper! Have you forgotten all your training? When addressing one's master, one must always bow!\\
'''Stinky Diver:''' ''(bowing)'' Uh, yeah... Right... Sorry, Master Pu!\\
''(Master Pu kicks him in the face)''\\
'''Master Pu:''' Also: never take your eyes off your opponent!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ActionLeagueNow'', "Flippers of Fury"
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->''"It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like we always have to be extraordinary. But somehow, we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people’s ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood but always stand out. And always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard, it's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you. And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing a woman…then I don't even know."''
-->-- '''Gloria''', ''Film/{{Barbie|2023}}''
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->'''Banion:''' You realize that you have just admitted to all your guests that you and I are having an affair.\\
'''Elodie:''' What?\\
'''Banion:''' If you don't marry me now, your virtue will be stained.\\
'''Elodie:''' I am already engaged!\\
'''Banion:''' Then your honor is compromised no matter what you do. You should have been more careful.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/LongLiveTheQueen'', if Elodie is duped into dancing with Banion while she is already engaged to Talarist
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->''It was several nights after that when the cry came from the Regent's room. The sorrowful wail shook through the entire building, waking everyone from their sleep. Some contemplated going to investigate, but none could summon the courage. Outside the locked door, the two soldiers guarding the Regent came to an unspoken understanding: The door would remain closed. They refused to contemplate what had occurred, for if the Regent had died that meant that the charade was over, and if he lived they would be punished for intruding on him. The only option was to do as they had been told, and guard the door.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheNewOrderLastDaysOfEurope''
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'''Mr. Wallace:''' Considered him slimed.

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'''Mr. Wallace:''' Considered Consider him slimed.

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