Buffy: Giles, are you breaking up with your car?
Giles: Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty!
Buffy: Little two-door tramp.
(Giles gives her a sour look)
Giles: I-I-I don't know, I just - I was so at loose ends, I-I found myself searching for ... some way of feeling more...
Buffy: Shallow?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Real Me"
Caroline: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I rule!
Lester: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I rule!
"Can women have midlife crises? In the movies it's always men having them and buying ridiculous yellow Porsches... but, you know, I'm not a man."
— Emily, Crazy, Stupid, Love
"You can sell a young man's car to an old man, but you cannot sell an old man's car to a young man."
—Attributed to either Lynn Townsend, president of Chrysler in 1961, or Semon Knudsen, General Manager of Pontiac in 1957; often missattributed to John DeLorean
