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->'''Megamind:''' There's a benefit to losing... you get to learn from your mistakes!

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->'''Megamind:''' There's a benefit to losing... you get to learn from your mistakes!mistakes!

->'''Megamind''': In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.
->'''Metro Man''': You can't trap justice. It's an idea. A belief!
->'''Megamind''': But even the most heartfelt beliefs can be corroded over time.
->'''Metro Man''': Justice is a non-corrosive metal.
->'''Megamind''': But metals can be melted by the heat of ''revunge!''
->'''Metro Man''': It's "re'''venge'''", and it's best served cold!
->'''Megamind''': But it can be easily be reheated, in the microwave of evil!
->'''Metro Man''': Well I think your warranty is about to expire!
->'''Megamind''': Maybe I got an extended warranty!
->'''Metro Man''': Warranties are ''invalid'' if you don't use the product for it's intended purpose!
->'''Roxanne''': Ugh, girls, ''girls!'' You're both pretty! Can I go home now?

-->-- '''Megamind''' and '''Metro Man''' engaging in HamToHamCombat during the opening act.
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Per the main discussion page, the character's name is spelled "Titan".


->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Tighten has freed us!
->'''Tighten:''' Oh, I wouldn’t say free. More like... under new management.

->'''Tighten:''' ''(on TV'') Megamind! You and I have unfinished business. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don't get cold feet... ''(reveals a captured Roxanne)''

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->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Tighten Titan has freed us!
->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' Oh, I wouldn’t say free. More like... under new management.

->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' ''(on TV'') Megamind! You and I have unfinished business. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don't get cold feet... ''(reveals a captured Roxanne)''



->'''Tighten:''' Come on, Roxie. Call for your ''hero'' to come rescue you.

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' Come on, Roxie. Call for your ''hero'' to come rescue you.



->'''Tighten:''' You have one hour. Don't keep me waiting.

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' You have one hour. Don't keep me waiting.



'''Tighten:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''

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'''Tighten:''' '''Titan:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''



->'''Tighten:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!



->'''Tighten:''' Yeah? What's the difference?

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' Yeah? What's the difference?



->'''Tighten:''' You're so pathetic! No matter what side you're on, you're always the ''loser''.

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' You're so pathetic! No matter what side you're on, you're always the ''loser''.

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->''[Nothing happens; everyone looks at Megamind skeptically]''

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->''[Nothing happens; everyone Metro Man looks at Megamind skeptically]''skeptically, the mayor checks his watch]''



->'''Megamind:''' First off... what a turnout! How wild is this, huh? All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe! Are there any questions? Come on? Yes, you in the back.
->'''Roxanne:''' I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us, and this city!
->'''Megamind:''' Good, I'm glad you asked that. Imagine, the most horrible... terrifying... ''evil'' thing you can possibly think of... and multiply it... by ''SIX!'' In the meantime, I want you to carry on with the dreary, normal things you... ''normal'' people do. Let's just have fun with this, come on! ''And I will get back to you...''



->'''Megamind:''' Oh you're a villain alright, just not a ''super'' one.

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->'''Megamind:''' Oh Oh, you're a villain alright, just alright. Just not a ''super'' one.one!
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Corrected the name of the character.


->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Titan has freed us!
->'''Titan:''' Oh, I wouldn’t say free. More like... under new management.

->'''Titan:''' ''(on TV'') Megamind! You and I have unfinished business. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don't get cold feet... ''(reveals a captured Roxanne)''

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->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Titan Tighten has freed us!
->'''Titan:''' ->'''Tighten:''' Oh, I wouldn’t say free. More like... under new management.

->'''Titan:''' ->'''Tighten:''' ''(on TV'') Megamind! You and I have unfinished business. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don't get cold feet... ''(reveals a captured Roxanne)''



->'''Titan:''' Come on, Roxie. Call for your ''hero'' to come rescue you.

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->'''Titan:''' ->'''Tighten:''' Come on, Roxie. Call for your ''hero'' to come rescue you.



->'''Titan:''' You have one hour. Don't keep me waiting.

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->'''Titan:''' ->'''Tighten:''' You have one hour. Don't keep me waiting.



'''Titan:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''

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'''Titan:''' '''Tighten:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''



->'''Titan:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!

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->'''Titan:''' ->'''Tighten:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!



->'''Titan:''' Yeah? What's the difference?

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->'''Titan:''' ->'''Tighten:''' Yeah? What's the difference?



->'''Titan:''' You're so pathetic! No matter what side you're on, you're always the ''loser''.

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->'''Titan:''' ->'''Tighten:''' You're so pathetic! No matter what side you're on, you're always the ''loser''.
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->In the eternal struggle between good and evil, good has always prevailed. But this time, evil has a secret, incredible, totally handsome weapon! ''ME!''

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->In ->''"In the eternal struggle between good and evil, good has always prevailed. But this time, evil has a secret, incredible, totally handsome weapon! ''ME!''''ME!''"''



->I make bad look so good.

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->I ->''"I make bad look so good."''



->He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up next, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.

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->He ->''"He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up next, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know."''



->'''Metro Man:''' You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now it's about time... that you find yours.

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->'''Metro Man:''' You ->''"You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now it's about time... that you find yours.
yours."''
-->--'''Metro Man'''
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->'''Megamind:''' '''''HAL SCHTEWART! PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTINY!'''' ...Hal? Hal Schtewart? Am I saying it right?

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->'''Megamind:''' '''''HAL SCHTEWART! PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTINY!'''' ...DESTINY!''''' ...Hal? Hal Schtewart? Am I saying it right?

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