Drake: She could be The One.
Josh: You mean The-one-you-date-for-more-than-a-week?
Drake: Yeah, she might even be a monther.
— Drake and Josh

Jane: She did that on purpose!
Peter: Ah, she's just jealous. All girls get like that around me.
Jane: Oh, really? How very nice for you...

Rudy Steiner was one of those audacious little bastards who actually fancied himself with the ladies. Every childhood seems to have exactly such a little juvenile in its midst and mists. He's the boy who refuses to fear the opposite sex, purely because everyone else chooses to embrace that fear...