History Quotes / ItMayHelpYouOnYourQuest

-->-- The Archangel handing you the Angelic Rifle in '''VideoGame/{{Baroque}}'''

'''Jack:''' Is it... ''special'' dirt?\\

'''Jack:''' ''[greedily]'' No!\\

-> "I see." Dumbledore sighed and glumly sheathed the wand in his belt. "I fear there have been precious few Balrogs in my life of late. Nowadays it's all meetings of the Wizengamot where I must try desperately to prevent any work from getting done, and formal dinners where foreign politicians compete to see who can be the most obstinate fool. And being mysterious at people, knowing things I have no way of knowing, making cryptic statements which can only be understood in hindsight, and all the other small ways in which powerful wizards amuse themselves after they have left the part of the pattern that allows them to be heroes. Speaking of which, Harry, I have a certain something to give you, something which belonged to your father." \\
"You do?" said Harry. "Gosh, who would have figured." \\
"Yes indeed," said Dumbledore. "I suppose it is a little predictable, isn't it?" His face turned solemn. "Nonetheless..." \\
Dumbledore went back to his desk and sat down, pulling out one of the drawers as he did so. He reached in using both arms, and, straining slightly, pulled a rather large and heavy-looking object out of the drawer, which he then deposited on his oaken desk with a huge thunk. \\
"This," Dumbledore said, "was your father's rock." \\
Harry stared at it. It was light gray, discolored, irregularly shaped, sharp-edged, and very much a plain old ordinary large rock. Dumbledore had deposited it so that it rested on the widest available cross-section, but it still wobbled unstably on his desk. \\
Harry looked up. "This is a joke, right?" \\
"It is not," said Dumbledore, shaking his head and looking very serious. "I took this from the ruins of James and Lily's home in Godric's Hollow, where also I found you; and I have kept it from then until now, against the day when I could give it to you." \\
In the mixture of hypotheses that served as Harry's model of the world, Dumbledore's insanity was rapidly rising in probability. But there was still a substantial amount of probability allocated to other alternatives... "Um, is it a magical rock?" \\
"Not so far as I know," said Dumbledore. "But I advise you with the greatest possible stringency to keep it close about your person at all times." \\
All right. Dumbledore was probably insane but if he wasn't... well, it would be just too embarrassing to get in trouble from ignoring the advice of the inscrutable old wizard. That had to be like #4 on the list of the Top 100 Obvious Failure Modes. \\
Harry stepped forward and put his hands on the rock, trying to find some angle from which to lift it without cutting himself. "I'll put it in my pouch, then." \\
Dumbledore frowned. "That may not be close enough to your person. And what if your mokeskin pouch is lost, or stolen?" \\
"You think I should just carry a big rock everywhere I go?" \\

-->-- The Archangel handing you the Angelic Rifle in '''VideoGame/{{Baroque}}'''

-->--The Archangel handing you the Angelic Rifle in '''VideoGame/{{Baroque}}'''

-->--The Archangel handing you the Angelic Rifle in '''{{Baroque}}'''

-->''"Use it. There is meaning in you using it."''
-->-The Archangel handing you the Angelic Rifle in '''{{Baroque}}'''