History Quotes / InferredHolocaust

-->-- '''Mike Wazowski''', ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''

->''"The film starts with a whimsical description about how the entire story takes place on the surface of a snowflake. [...] I can't help but think about how the Who civilization, in its entirety, is ultimately destined to see their world collapse around them in a watery doom as their ice planet eventually lands on the ground and melts!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheDomReviews Dominic Noble]]''', on ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''

->''"And, I'm not even kidding, ''that's'' where it ends. The whole trip to save China, talks of duty and honor and obligation, and, from what they showed us, they completely doomed everybody! Remember how big they were making that threat? [...] We just have to assume they're still outnumbered and everyone got slaughtered! In fact, the irony is, in some countries, this movie is called ''Mulan 2: The Final War''! ''Where's'' the final war?! ...Oh, ''I'' get it. It was after the movie ended, and it was so devastating, they just showed one second of China burning, and quickly cut to the end credits. But at least Mulan and the princesses followed their hearts! I wouldn't follow this if it was serving fresh Mushu, which is ''very'' tempting at this point!"''

-->-- '''[[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2005/04/01/lb-neros-fiddle Fred Clark]]''', on the Rapture in ''Literature/LeftBehind''

->It's one of the most awful and awesome panoramas of human suffering ever imagined in a work of fiction. But the audacity of the wholesale suffering that [=L&J=] imagine is dwarfed by the greater audacity of their wholly disregarding the very scenario they have presented. The authors and their protagonists seem wholly unperturbed by all of this death and destruction, save in how it presents a logistical inconvenience and cramps the travel plans of our heroes.

->'''Summer:''' I can't believe Rick did this.
->'''Morty:''' These are the parts of Rick's adventures you ''don't'' get to see: the parts he leaves behind.
-->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "The Rickshank Redemption"

->[reading a poster] ''[[MotivationalPoster "'Hang in there, baby!']] You said it, kitty. ''[looking more closely]'' 'Copyright 1968.' Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer."''

->''"I'm telling' you, when that wall went up, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face! Hoo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. ''(he notices Sulley, glum over having to say goodbye to Boo)'' Hey, you all right? Come on, pal, cheer up! We did it! We got Boo home! Ah, sure, we put the factory in the toilet and... Gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now. Not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power. But hey, at least we got some laughs, right?"''
-->--'''Mike Wazowski''', ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''

->''Hmph. You honestly think you can beat me? Even if you do, Gaia's already doomed. Its assimilation by Terra has begun, and the Iifa Tree will incite a cataclysmic destruction of Gaia. It's all over for you and your friends. See. I win, either way.''
-->--'''Kuja''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX''[[note]][[spoiler:the ending leaves this ambiguous, but symbolically hints at it in the credits]][[/note]]

->''And, I'm not even kidding, that's where it ends. The whole trip to save China, talks of duty and honor and obligation...and, from what they showed us, they completely doomed everybody! Remember how big they were making that threat? We just have to assume they're still outnumbered and everyone got slaughtered! In fact, the irony is, in some countries, this movie is called "Mulan 2: The Final War"! Where's the final war?!?! Oh, I get it. It was after the movie ended. And it was so devastating, they just showed one second of China burning, and quickly cut to the end credits. But at least Mulan and the princesses follow their hearts! I wouldn't follow this if it was serving fresh Mushu, which is very tempting at this point!''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/MulanII''

->"I'm telling' you, when that wall went up, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face! Hoo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. ''(he notices Sulley, glum over having to say goodbye to Boo)'' Hey, you all right? Come on, pal, cheer up! We did it! We got Boo home! Ah, sure, we put the factory in the toilet and... Gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now. Not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power. But hey, at least we got some laughs, right?"''

->Credits at the end tell us that Mongkut and his son, educated by Anna, led their country into the twentieth century, established democracy ([[PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny up to a point]]), and so on. No mention is made of Bangkok's role as [[ViceCity a world center of sex tourism]], which also of course carries on traditions established by the great king.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews ''Film/AnnaAndTheKing''

->''"On their own, the giant infant scientists survived another minute, [[TooDumbToLive and then crashed]]."''
-->-- ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'', episode #816: ''Film/PrinceOfSpace''

->Sam could have delivered a spectral choke-slam the instant Carl declared his evil intentions. Now Molly has a dead guy impaled in her windowsill and a varsity dose of post-traumatic stress disorder. He's a terrible ghost.\\\
'''Sam:''' "Well, I'm off to heaven. Good luck explaining Carl's death and all that drug money to the police!"
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21383_5-dumb-things-movie-characters-do-only-to-advance-plot_p2.html on]] ''{{Film/Ghost}}''

->'''Mike:''' "Lady becomes friends with a monster."\\
'''Jay:''' "And then ''other'' monsters come and pick up this monster and leave her abandoned in the arctic."\\
'''Rich:''' They do leave her with [[BattleTrophy proof of extraterrestrial life]], though, which is neat.\\
'''Mike:''' I don't think she gives a flying fuck.\\
'''Jay:''' If I were here right now, all I'd care about is getting a coat.
-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'', ''Film/AVPAlienVsPredator'' rifftrack

->"Congratulations, madam," Shaw tells Morgan, "[[WalkingDisasterArea That's another town]] you've destroyed!" I know! What a knee-slapper! There's nothing funnier than leaving the corpses of smoldering innocents in your wake and ruining the livelihood of hapless small-business owners who only wanted to serve quality food, beer, and heaping mugs of [[ExplodingBarrels gunpowder]]. Assholes.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/cutthroat-island/ on]] ''Film/CutthroatIsland''

->[[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal]] is Forrest Taft (stop laughing it's tough. It is!), an ex-black ops oil worker/explosives expert/fire expert/environmental hero/fry cook (I think). Michael Caine has black hair and is evil and the only way to stop him is to blow up an oil rig. Yeah, that won’t irreparably damage the environment.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/on-deadly-ground-1993-steven-seagal/ on]] ''Film/OnDeadlyGround''

->After being brainwashed by the TV series which has the Doctor applauded ([[CanonSue literally]]) for his heroic antics into thinking that the Doctor can only be a force for good here is a cautionary tale that threatens that cosy image...This throws up all manner of questions. Has this sort of thing happened before? Has the Doctor made changes to a planet that would [[ForWantOfANail ultimately end in their annihilation?]] Did the Times Lords [[VillainHasAPoint do the right thing]] in condemning him for his interference, however well intentioned? Would Katerina, Adric, Peri ([[TakeThatScrappy hmm not sure about that one]]) and a whole host of secondary characters still be alive if it wasn’t for his interference? And to have the fifth Doctor play this role is paramount because he has always been the most genial, the most approachable Doctor. To turn him into a killer on this scale is inconceivable.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/creatures-of-beauty-written-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho, "Creatures of Beauty"