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'''Alucard reforms as epic music plays'''\\

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'''Alucard [''Alucard reforms as epic music plays'''\\plays'']\\
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"[[VillainHasAPoint You're not]] ''[[VillainHasAPoint entirely]]'' [[VillainHasAPoint wrong]]. You just didn't have to be such an asshole about it."

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"[[VillainHasAPoint ->"[[VillainHasAPoint You're not]] ''[[VillainHasAPoint entirely]]'' [[VillainHasAPoint wrong]]. You just didn't have to be such an asshole about it."
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"[[VillainHasAPoint You're not]] ''[[VillainHasAPoint entirely]]'' [[VillainHasAPoint wrong]]. You just didn't have to be such an asshole about it."
-->-- '''Integra''', in response to the above, Episode 10
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'''The Major:''' Ah fräulein, if I'm so fat... [[AC:[[RoboticReveal How did you miss?]]]] (Lying in a pool of metal and gore.) [[AC:Ah, nevermind. Crack shot, dabin.]]\\

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'''The Major:''' Ah fräulein, if I'm so fat... [[AC:[[RoboticReveal How did you miss?]]]] (Lying in a pool of metal and gore.) [[AC:Ah, nevermind. Crack shot, dabin.''damen''.]]\\
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'''Anderson:''' Time the fuck out. If we're doing this, and we ''are'' doing this, I'm not gonna come swinging at ''Dracula''... I'm killin' Alucard!\\

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'''Anderson:''' Time the fuck out. If we're doing this, and this--and we ''are'' doing this, I'm this--I'm not gonna come swinging at ''Dracula''... ''Dracula!'' I'm killin' Alucard!\\



'''Anderson''': Like coke after lent!\\

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'''Anderson''': Like coke after lent!\\Lent!\\
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'''Maxwell:''' [[UsefulNotes/PopeFrancis That Argentinian windbag]] has ruined us! Prattling on and on about the poor... We are the House of God, not a fucking ''soup kitchen!''\\

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'''Maxwell:''' [[UsefulNotes/PopeFrancis That Argentinian windbag]] windbag has ruined us! Prattling on and on about the poor... We are the House of God, not a fucking ''soup kitchen!''\\
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'''Maxwell:''' That Argentinian windbag has ruined us! Prattling on and on about the poor... We are the House of God, not a fucking ''soup kitchen!''\\

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'''Maxwell:''' [[UsefulNotes/PopeFrancis That Argentinian windbag windbag]] has ruined us! Prattling on and on about the poor... We are the House of God, not a fucking ''soup kitchen!''\\
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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella:]]''' Ah yes! I love you, Edward!\\

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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} ->'''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Bella:]]''' Ah yes! I love you, Edward!\\
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Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich [=CEO=] who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche. ''Class war.''\\
You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today. And you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. ''Drug war.''\\
But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. ''Race war.''\\
Then, you try to post about it on your Website/{{Facebook}}, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. ''{{Flame war}}.''\\
You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets the box?" "What's in the box?" "How much is what's in the box worth?" ''Series/StorageWars.''\\
''[chuckle]'' What I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the years, we are now at the precipice of our true goal.\\
You see, I want a simple war. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars... '''Und certainly, no UsefulNotes/{{Cold War}}s!''' ...Blueballed for 40 years...\\
What I want is a war that only we can bring. A ''true'' war! A '''German''' war! The sequel you've all been waiting for!\\
''I! WANT! '''[[WorldWarIII WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!]]'''''

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Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and und you see a rich [=CEO=] who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche. ''Class war.''\\
You make it to work, and und you find out that the annual drug test is today. And Und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. ''Drug war.''\\
But then, zhen, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and und Hispanic co-workers. ''Race war.''\\
Then, Zhen you try to und post about it on your Website/{{Facebook}}, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. ''{{Flame war}}.''\\
You finally get home, and und you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets the ze box?" "What's "Vhat's in the ze box?" "How much is what's in the ze box worth?" verth?" ''Series/StorageWars.''\\
''[chuckle]'' What Vhat I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with vith your help over the years, we ve are now at the ze precipice of our true goal.\\
You see, I want a simple war.var. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars... '''Und certainly, no UsefulNotes/{{Cold War}}s!''' ...Blueballed for 40 years...\\
What I want is a war var that only we can bring. A ''true'' war! A '''German''' war! The sequel you've all been waiting for!\\
''I! WANT! '''I!''' '''WANT!''' '''[[WorldWarIII WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!]]'''''

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Some of you have come to believe that I like war. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not ''like'' war.\\

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Some of you have come to believe that I like war.I-like-war. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not ''like'' war.\\\\
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'''The Major:''' Ah fräulein, if I'm so fat... [[AC:[[RobotReveal How did you miss?]]]] (Lying in a pool of metal and gore.) [[AC:Ah, nevermind. Crack shot, dabin.\\

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'''The Major:''' Ah fräulein, if I'm so fat... [[AC:[[RobotReveal [[AC:[[RoboticReveal How did you miss?]]]] (Lying in a pool of metal and gore.) [[AC:Ah, nevermind. Crack shot, dabin.\\]]\\

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->'''Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing:''' I'm sorry, what the fuck am I looking at? Is that...metal and oil?! Are you a cyborg? WHY ARE YOU A CYBORG?!\\
[[AC:'''The Major:''' I am no less a man than anyone with a pacemaker or hearing aid. For what is the marker of a man, but his interminable will?]]

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->'''Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing:''' The gates of Hell are going to have to open wide to let your fat ass in.\\
'''The Major:''' Ah fräulein, if I'm so fat... [[AC:[[RobotReveal How did you miss?]]]] (Lying in a pool of metal and gore.) [[AC:Ah, nevermind. Crack shot, dabin.\\
'''Integra:'''
I'm sorry, what the fuck am I looking at? Is that...metal and oil?! Are you a cyborg? WHY ARE YOU A CYBORG?!\\
[[AC:'''The Major:''' I '''Major:''' [[AC:I am no less a man than anyone with a pacemaker or hearing aid. For what is the marker of a man, but his interminable will?]]



->'''Alucard:''' And before you ask, yes! ''THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE!!''\\

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->'''Alucard:''' And before you ask, yes! ''THIS [[BigYes YES]]! ''THIS'' IS A ''A JOJO REFERENCE!!''\\

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