History Quotes / FiveNightsAtFreddys

->''"Congratulations on completing the week. Unfortunately, [[YouHaveFailedMe you did not meet your special obligations under paragraph four]]. Your employment is terminated. We'll mail you your things. End tape."''

->''"Congratulations! You've completed a full week on the job, and you've done it in such a lackluster way that [[SoOkayItsAverage no one is proud or disappointed]]. It's a fine line to walk, but you did it, completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness that [[TooIncompetentToOperateABlanket we're surprised you're able to dress yourself in the morning]]. [[DamnedByFaintPraise While such a minimalist work ethic is rare]], it doesn't mean that we want you back. In fact, it means you should look for employment elsewhere. But before you go, [[AchievementMockery take this Certificate of Mediocrity. You should be proud. You stood on two feet, and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact you couldn't]]. [[GetOut Now get out]]."''

->''"You gave it your best shot. You went all in. You put all your eggs in one basket, and did the unthinkable: you ran out of cash. While we encourage entrepreneurs to follow their dreams, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm we also recognize a lost cause when we see one]]. There are no do-overs, and we trust that you know your way out. But before you go, take this Certificate of Bankruptcy. [[GetOut Now do everyone a favor, and get lost]]."''

->''"Congratulations. By some miracle, you completed a full week on the job. Here at Fazbear Entertainment, we encourage a healthy spirit of entrepreneurship, which sometimes means taking risks. But you took it a step further. You were reckless and borderline criminally negligent in almost every decision that you made. So much so, that you've been deemed a liability hazard [[EvenEvilHasStandards even for us]]. We'll mail you your final paycheck, [[UnPerson minus the costs of wiping the security footage clean and erasing all trace of your employment from our files]]. But don't feel like you're leaving empty-handed. Take this Blacklist Certificate. [[TheExile You'll be lucky to ever find employment in this town again]]. Now take care."''

->''"Congratulations on completing your first day. However, your job isn't over just yet. There's another aspect of your end-of-day routine, and that is inspecting and salvaging any animatronics found in the alley outside the back door. Things are found here quite often, and while we aren't sure why, what we do know is that they can be used for parts, which can mean a much-needed revenue boost before starting your next day.''

''Of course, as with everything else in this line of work, those benefits come with risk. The safest thing to do is to throw it back outside, but then... you get no money for the salvage. Choose to keep it, and you run the risk of certain negative consequences, namely... death, should the item in question not be as docile as it first appear.''

->''"So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?"''

->''"Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it. Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. '''''banging sound''''' It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did. Uh, hey, do me a favor. '''''bang bang''''' Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? '''''bang bang''''' I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. '''''bang bang''''' Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. '''''chime plays'''''. You know...'''moan''' oh, no - '''''noises followed by an animatronic screech and static'''''

->''"You’re broken.\\

I’m still here.\\

->''“Sorry to say you have gone too deep into the code. There is no way back out. My name is Old Man Consequences. Come have a seat, and let's fish for a while. You have no where else to go.”''

->''“That's some real dedication. Great job! Most people are content playing through the game on Normal mode, but not you... There is always an over-achiever in a bunch. I guess that's you. So it's your fault then, for my misery. It's never enough for you people. Don't you get it? I can't do this anymore! I won't...''\\

''Now let me show you how this game ends.”''

->''“Ok. Alright. I get it. Was this the ending you really wanted? Coming all the way here just to kill me? Was I REALLY the villain in your mind? I mean sure, this is definitely one way to bring the story to a halt, but surely there was a more satisfying ending. I just do what is demanded of me! I fill your insatiable gullets with more and more and more! And now your here to show your gratitude. Well congratulations then. I haven't brought this story to an end; you did. So feel good about yourself for ending the story by killing the storyteller!''\\

''Ug. Grr... Zrr... GRAAAAAMMM!!”''

->''“This isn't fair... It was never fair. It was supposed to be me. It was always supposed to be me! My world was lush and beautiful, full of strange and colorful creatures! But no, that wasn't enough for you. You wanted to be scared. You wanted to feel dread. And what happened to me? What happened to us? Obscurity... You haven't seen the last of me. Freddy Fazbear isn't the one who will be sharpening his teeth on your bones. It will be me.''\\

''It will be me...”''

"I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits -- they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for [[BigBad one of you]], [[DraggedOffToHell the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole]], [[GiveMyRegardsInTheNextWorld so don't keep the devil waiting]], [[EvilFormerFriend old friend]].\\
"My daughter, if you can hear me... I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. [[BackFromTheDead And then, what became of you?]] I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. [[PreMortemOneLiner This ends, for all of us.]] [[ThatWasTheLastEntry End communication.]]"]]''

-->--'''Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister Location'''

->''"Come and sit with me a while."''
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->''"Leave the demon to his demons. Rest your own soul. There is nothing else."''
-->--'''Old Man Consequences'''

!! ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSisterLocation''
->''"Isn't "the scooper" a fun name? It sounds like something you would use for ice cream, or custard, or sprinkles. It sounds like something you would want at your birthday party, to ensure you get a heaping portion of every. Good. Thing."''
->''"I wonder, though, if you were a freshly opened pint of ice cream, how you would feel about something with that name. Thankfully, I don't think a freshly opened pint of ice cream feels anything at all."''
-->--'''Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister Location'''

->''[[spoiler:Father, [[ArcWords it's me]], Michael. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be. They were all there. They didn't recognize me at first, but then, [[MistakenForMurderer they thought I was you.]] And I found her, I.. put her back together, just like you asked me to. She's free now, but something is wrong with me. [[TheUndead I should be dead, but I'm not.]] I've been living in shadows. [[SequelHook There is only one thing left for me to do now:]] I'm going to come find you. '''''[[{{Revenge}} I'm going to come find you.]]''''']]''
-->--'''Sister Location Golden Freddy Custom Night Cutscene'''

!! ''VideoGame/FreddyFazbearsPizzeriaSimulator''
!!!Intro
->''"It's a new day! It's your time to shine! It's time to take your career into your own hands! You've saved money your whole life. Great! Now it's time to put all your eggs into one basket, and take a huge gamble on your future. A gamble that has a 100% chance of success [[FalseReassurance in some cases]]. What are we talking about? We're talking about become a [[SuckECheeses Fazbear Entertainment]] franchisee! That's right! Restaurant ownership and management. Something anyone can do with a limited degree of success. Sure, it's a lot of money to invest, but everyone's doing it! That means [[BlatantLies it's safe and lucrative]].\\

With your initial investment, you'll receive everything you to get started, including: [[NoBudget a small room, some tables, and electricity]][[invoked]]. But don't forget about the money left over after buying your franchise package! Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronics and much much more! Now, let's take a look at a few things that can help you get started as a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee. Such as:\\

1). Atmosphere! Making sure your establishment has an inviting atmosphere is essential to bringing in new customers.\\

2). Entertainment! Having a lot of entertainment value in your restaurant will ensure customers come back.\\

3). Bonus Revenue! Coin operated games and attractions can create additional revenue during the day. Which means more money in your pocket, ready for reinvestment.\\

4). Health and Safety! There may be times you purchase something of questionable quality, and we don't blame you! Cutting corners is just good business! But there are steps you can take to make sure you don't get sued for it. And that brings us to…\\

5). Liability. Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk. Aside from the [[BlackComedy daily risk]] of [[FrivolousLawsuit lawsuits,]] there's ''also'' the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased [[TooGoodToBeTrue with that deeply discounted price tag.]] Of course, [[NoExceptYes this would only be a serious danger if]] there was [[KillerRobot something]] outside that's been trying to get in for months now, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial which we are not confirming to be the case.]]\\