"I'm only nearsighted. I DO wear glasses! Take it or leave it, losers! It helps me see better. See more detail and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together... out of your own ego that you so richly... consume of."
"I can't take my glasses off! I can't see without them!"
— Wolfgang Katsuragi, One Piece: Parallel Works
Sydney: M-my glasses! Where are my glasses!
Unnamed Mook: Oh you've got to be kidding. This is too good! No challenge at all!
Sydney: [smirk, followed by swift beatdown] Hah! Trope subverted! No one is that blind you big pile of idiot! Well... some people are that blind... like blind people... but they don't get to be cops!
Unnamed Mook: Oh you've got to be kidding. This is too good! No challenge at all!
Sydney: [smirk, followed by swift beatdown] Hah! Trope subverted! No one is that blind you big pile of idiot! Well... some people are that blind... like blind people... but they don't get to be cops!
Denmark: I think I'm going to faint...
Sweden: Then take them [my glasses] off! Stop walking around! Where are you, Denmark!?
Denmark: I don't know! I can't see!
Norway: [thinking] This is why I don't own a TV.
Sweden: Then take them [my glasses] off! Stop walking around! Where are you, Denmark!?
Denmark: I don't know! I can't see!
Norway: [thinking] This is why I don't own a TV.
