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->'''Wit:''' Perhaps a story ''for'' a child. I will tell you one, to get you in the mood. A bunny rabbit and a chick went frolicking in the grass together on a sunny day.\\
'''Kaladin:''' A chick... baby chicken? And a what?\\
'''Wit:''' Ah, forgot myself for a moment. Sorry. Let me make it more appropriate for you. A piece of wet slime and a disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs slunk across the rocks together on an insufferably rainy day. Is that better?\\
'''Kaladin:''' I suppose.
-->-- ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')

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->'''Wit:''' Perhaps ->"''Dr. Graham – excuse me, ''Subject G'' – has a story ''for'' a child. I will tell you one, rapid regenerative factor several times faster than what Godzilla has demonstrated. Subject was reported to get you in have suffered at least three instances of cardiac arrest during the mood. A bunny rabbit gestation period inside Monster Zero's head, most likely due to the sudden growth spurts and Subject's organs – at the time – being unable to keep up with the rapid changes. Organs were already being grown to fit the new body shape, but at some point after the third heart attack subject has developed a secondary heart, what looks like a third lung, a 'pre-'stomach probably meant to filter out toxins in food, and a chick went frolicking in vestigial head at the grass together on spine containing fully functioning eyes and brain.''"
-->-- '''Mariko''' describing '''Monster X''', ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon''

->''Hmm, you animals have
a sunny day.lot of heart. Too bad we have ten of them.''
-->-- '''Alien''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''

->'''Torg:''' You broke my heart, Anyanka.
\\
'''Kaladin:''' A chick... baby chicken? And '''Anya:''' Don't be so dramatic, Torg. You don't even have a what?\\
'''Wit:''' Ah, forgot myself for
heart. Six spleens, two stomachs, [[StealthInsult half a moment. Sorry. Let me make it more appropriate for you. A piece of wet slime and a disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs slunk across the rocks together on an insufferably rainy day. Is that better?\\
'''Kaladin:''' I suppose.
brain maybe]], but no heart.
-->-- ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')
''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Showtime"



->''"Never have I been so glad to have nine stomachs."''
-->-- '''Starfire''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003''

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->''"Never ->''"Don't let the chromatophores fool you. I exist in only three dimensions and I have I been so glad to have nine stomachs.a certificate saying so."''
-->-- '''Starfire''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003''
'''Sam''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"The Klynn of the planet Tiburon! Their 'life-cycle' consists of two phases: the living phase and the non-living phase! In their living phase, the Klynn are 30 times larger-- and exhibit all the signs of carbon-based life...They take in fuel-- excrete-- waste-- reproduce-- and so on! But their death is more like a caterpillar's metamorphosis-- They shrink, yet continue to exist-- capable of movement and speech-- even though dead-- As Jevik is now!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/ThePlagueOfTheAntibioticMan''



->''"Don't let the chromatophores fool you. I exist in only three dimensions and I have a certificate saying so."''
-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''



->''Hmm, you animals have a lot of heart. Too bad we have ten of them.''
-->-- '''Alien''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''

->'''Torg:''' You broke my heart, Anyanka.\\
'''Anya:''' Don't be so dramatic, Torg. You don't even have a heart. Six spleens, two stomachs, [[StealthInsult half a brain maybe]], but no heart.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Showtime"

->''"The Klynn of the planet Tiburon! Their 'life-cycle' consists of two phases: the living phase and the non-living phase! In their living phase, the Klynn are 30 times larger-- and exhibit all the signs of carbon-based life...They take in fuel-- excrete-- waste-- reproduce-- and so on! But their death is more like a caterpillar's metamorphosis-- They shrink, yet continue to exist-- capable of movement and speech-- even though dead-- As Jevik is now!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/ThePlagueOfTheAntibioticMan''

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->''Hmm, you animals ->''"Never have a lot of heart. Too bad we I been so glad to have ten of them.''
nine stomachs."''
-->-- '''Alien''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''

->'''Torg:''' You broke my heart, Anyanka.
'''Starfire''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003''

->'''Wit:''' Perhaps a story ''for'' a child. I will tell you one, to get you in the mood. A bunny rabbit and a chick went frolicking in the grass together on a sunny day.
\\
'''Anya:''' Don't be so dramatic, Torg. You don't even have '''Kaladin:''' A chick... baby chicken? And a heart. Six spleens, two stomachs, [[StealthInsult half what?\\
'''Wit:''' Ah, forgot myself for
a brain maybe]], but no heart.
moment. Sorry. Let me make it more appropriate for you. A piece of wet slime and a disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs slunk across the rocks together on an insufferably rainy day. Is that better?\\
'''Kaladin:''' I suppose.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Showtime"

->''"The Klynn
''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of the planet Tiburon! Their 'life-cycle' consists of two phases: the living phase and the non-living phase! In their living phase, the Klynn are 30 times larger-- and exhibit all the signs of carbon-based life...They take in fuel-- excrete-- waste-- reproduce-- and so on! But their death is more like a caterpillar's metamorphosis-- They shrink, yet continue to exist-- capable of movement and speech-- even though dead-- As Jevik is now!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/ThePlagueOfTheAntibioticMan''
''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')

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-->-- '''Comicbook/HarleyQuinn''' "[=Chance@Love=]"

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-->-- '''Comicbook/HarleyQuinn''' '''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn''' "[=Chance@Love=]"


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->''"The Klynn of the planet Tiburon! Their 'life-cycle' consists of two phases: the living phase and the non-living phase! In their living phase, the Klynn are 30 times larger-- and exhibit all the signs of carbon-based life...They take in fuel-- excrete-- waste-- reproduce-- and so on! But their death is more like a caterpillar's metamorphosis-- They shrink, yet continue to exist-- capable of movement and speech-- even though dead-- As Jevik is now!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/ThePlagueOfTheAntibioticMan''
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->1. There's just no such thing as safe sex with some species. (Think mate-then-kill.)\\

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->1.->''1. There's just no such thing as safe sex with some species. (Think mate-then-kill.)\\



3. Two words: Andromeda Strain.
-->-- ''Comicbook/HarleyQuinn'' "[=Chance@Love=]"

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3. Two words: Andromeda Strain.
Strain.''
-->-- ''Comicbook/HarleyQuinn'' '''Comicbook/HarleyQuinn''' "[=Chance@Love=]"
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-->-- '''Starfire''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''

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-->-- '''Starfire''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''
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-->'''Torg:''' You broke my heart, Anyanka.\\

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-->'''Torg:''' You broke my heart, Anyanka.\\
'''Anya:''' Don't be so dramatic, Torg. You don't even have a heart. Six spleens, two stomachs, [[StealthInsult half a brain maybe]], but no heart.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Showtime"
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-->-- '''Alien''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''

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-->-- '''Alien''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''
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-->-- '''[[AlienInvasion alien invader]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''

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-->-- '''[[AlienInvasion alien invader]]''', '''Alien''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''
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-->-- '''Steven''', to Centipeetle, ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

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-->-- '''Steven''', to Centipeetle, ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->''Hmm, you animals have a lot of heart. Too bad we have ten of them.''
-->-- '''[[AlienInvasion alien invader]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''
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-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

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-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''I don't know '''how''' you eat with an eyeball in your mouth, but I'm glad you like it.''
-->-- '''Steven''', to Centipeetle, ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"Don't let the chromatophores fool you. I exist in only three dimensions and I have a certificate saying so."''
-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
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->1. There's just no such thing as safe sex with some species. (Think mate-then-kill.)\\
2. Who's to say ''she's'' the one who'd get pregnant?\\
3. Two words: Andromeda Strain.
-->-- ''Comicbook/HarleyQuinn'' "[=Chance@Love=]"

->'''Wit:''' Perhaps a story ''for'' a child. I will tell you one, to get you in the mood. A bunny rabbit and a chick went frolicking in the grass together on a sunny day.\\
'''Kaladin:''' A chick... baby chicken? And a what?\\
'''Wit:''' Ah, forgot myself for a moment. Sorry. Let me make it more appropriate for you. A piece of wet slime and a disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs slunk across the rocks together on an insufferably rainy day. Is that better?\\
'''Kaladin:''' I suppose.
-->-- ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')

->''"Every time they are inseminated, they get a fresh injection of the hormone. They are literally fucking themselves stupid."''
-->-- '''M'Lai''', ''Literature/ChakonaSpace''

->''"Never have I been so glad to have nine stomachs."''
-->-- '''Starfire''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''

->'''Lex Callister:''' ''Enough chatter!'' Everyone lie down, and put your hands behind your head!\\
'''Tetrisoid Tough:''' I can't lie down.\\
'''Luna Loxodont:''' I don't have hands.\\
'''Lex Callister:''' It's times like this I start feeling really, really bigoted.\\
'''Junshodan:''' I don't have a head.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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