History Quotes / ArtisticLicenseGeography

->'''Marge:''' It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map.
->'''Homer:''' Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

->'''Calvin:''' Hmm... If I remember my atlas, we live in a big, purple country.
->'''Hobbes:''' And our house is by the giant E in the word "States".

->'''Sam:''' Well, here we are in the Philippines.
->'''Max:''' Drawn without reference material, apparently.

->It was Easter Morning in the town that Calvin and Hobbes live in.
->Is it Easter Morning where you are?
->Probably not, but go ahead and watch the show anyway.

->'''Father''': Will you look at that snow? Never got that in California.
->'''Rowdy''': (''frowns, cues a picture of a snowy landscape captioned "Fresno, California"'') That's Hollywood for you, thinking that California doesn't go any farther north than Bakersfield.

->'''Bugs:''' Why are you coming?
->'''Daffy:''' Well, it's not every day a person gets to see the Grand Canyon?
->'''Bugs:''' ''This is Central Park!''
->'''Daffy:''' I thought that was in Michigan.

->'''Ricky''': You know what they speak in Franistan?\\
'''Fred''': I don't know. Where is it?\\
'''Ricky''': Where is it?\\
'''Fred''': Yeah.\\
'''Ricky''': Oh, Fred, don't you know anything?\\
'''Fred''': No. Where is it?\\
'''Ricky''': Franistan?\\
'''Fred''': Yeah.\\
'''Ricky''': It's right between Czechoslovakia and, uh ... below the border of Austria. Well, you know, it's tucked right in between Switzerland and Persia, right in there someplace!

->'''Marge:''' It took the class a half an hour just to locate Canada on the map!
->'''Homer:''' Oh anyone can miss Canada, a little country way down there.

-->-- '''Chingy''', ''Balla Baby''

->''"At least one of our xenogeologists quit in a rage when research started on this region. Instead of having conventional polar ice caps, and in violation of all physical laws we know of, the continental plates of Hoxxes rest on top of a planetwide permafrost layer several miles deep. As always, DRG recommends a "don't ask" approach when dealing with the peculiarities of Hoxxes' makeup."''
-->--''Videogame/DeepRockGalactic''

"These guys are from England and who gives a shit?"

-->-- '''[[UsefulNotes/AustralianPolitics Pauline Hanson]]''', ''How Green Was My Cactus''

-->-- ''WebVideo/TVTrash'', ''Film/HomeAlone 5''

->'''Marge:''' ''It took the class a half an hour just to locate Canada on the map!''
->'''Homer:''' ''Oh anyone can miss Canada, a little country way down there.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Calvin:''' ''Hmm... If I remember my atlas, we live in a big, purple country.''
->'''Hobbes:''' ''And our house is by the giant E in the word "States".''
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2009/11/13 returning home from their trip to Mars.]]

-->--'''Chingy''', ''Balla Baby.''

->'''Sam:''' ''Well, here we are in the Philippines.''
->'''Max:''' ''Drawn without reference material, apparently.''

-> It was Easter Morning in the town that Calvin and Hobbes live in.
-> Is it Easter Morning where you are?
-> Probably not, but go ahead and watch the show anyway.

-->-- ''WebVideo/TVTrash'', "Film/HomeAlone 5"

--> It was Easter Morning in the town that Calvin and Hobbes live in.\\
Is it Easter Morning where you are?\\
Probably not, but go ahead and watch the show anyway.

-->-- '''[[AustralianPolitics Pauline Hanson]]''', ''How Green Was My Cactus''

-->--''TheSimpsons''

-->--''CalvinAndHobbes'' [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2009/11/13 returning home from their trip to Mars.]]

-->-- ''SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''

->'''Calvin:''' ''Hmm... If I remember my atlus, we live in a big, purple country.''

->"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian!"
-->--'''Chingy''', ''Balla Baby''