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Naveen: You have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and... Uh, no, like... Two? Three women! Just... other women. Anyway, you could not be more different from them, because you are practically... one of the guys! ... No, no, no! You are not a guy! Let me begin again... (trips) Ahhh, I am not myself tonight... TIANA! ... Sorry, that was loud. (sigh) This is a disaster...
Tiana: No — it's cute.
Twilight is such a dork but she's so cute it's adorkable.
Spongebob: Who needs to be a lifeguard? Iím cool. (zoom into a geek-like looking Spongebob) Iím every bit as cool as Larry. And if Iím not, let me be struck by... (thunder roars) ...a flying ice cream truck. (ice cream truck comes falling down) And live! (ice cream truck slows down and lands on top of Spongebob)