Always remember, Elan: It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look really cool doing it!
—Capt. Julio Scoundrél, The Order of the Stick, 2006
The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.
