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** In Siberia, researchers [[https://journals.plos.org/plosgenetics/article?id=10.1371/journal.pgen.1010798 discovered nematodes]] that underwent cryptobiosis in permafrost thousands of years ago as a means of hibernating in harsh conditions. And while they still aren't sure if the worms could do this indefinitely--or if they were already nearing their frozen limit--the consensus is that they were able to safely revive after a 46,000 year slumber.
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* ''Fanfic/ItsAboutTheBones'': All the older Lyctors, of course, are ten thousand years old. But then there's The Body, who thinks of them as ants.
-->"I do ''not'' care if you're 10,000 years old, I grew up in the Ninth House and I am ''not'' afraid to beat up old people!" I snap.\\
"'''4.5 billion'''," the Body corrects, absently. She advances toward me with the inevitability of an avalanche.\\
Naturally, I reply, "Come again?"\\
"'''I am 4.5 billion years old, infant'''," she repeats, and when I gawp at her she seizes me by the mandible once more, one hand holding me up on my toes as she studies my face, as bored of my shit as ever.\\
"Okay, I'm pretty sure that's unrealistic," I say. "Like, I'm no Sex Pal, but I'm pretty sure anyone that old should be ''dust''."\\
The 4.5 billion year old Body haunting our metaphorical dick pauses to gaze off over my shoulder with a look of sudden, unspeakable hunger. "'''Dust. What I would give to be dust!'''" she marvels, which is a totally normal thing to say.
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* Rishabhanatha, the first traditional ''tirthankara'' (supreme preacher) of Jainism, is said to have lived for 8.4 million purvas, which is ''over 5.92 '''quintillion''' years''.

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* ''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians'': Judging by the fact that he personifies good dreams, it seems that [[TheSandman Sandy]] has existed since humans first started to dream, which means that he is as old as humanity itself. As is [[EvilCounterpart Pitch]].



* ''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians'': Judging by the fact that he personifies good dreams, it seems that [[TheSandman Sandy]] has existed since humans first started to dream, which means that he is as old as humanity itself. As is [[EvilCounterpart Pitch]].
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* ''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians'': Judging by the fact that he personifies good dreams, it seems that [[TheSandman Sandy]] has existed since humans first started to dream, which means that he is as old as humanity itself. As is [[EvilCounterpart Pitch]].
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** Gaia, [[MotherNature the Spirit of Earth]]. If what her EvilCounterpart, [[BigBad/WesternAnimation Zarm]], said about her in "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E17And18SummitToSaveEarth Summit to Save Earth]]" can be believed, she's about the age of Earth itself... or ''older''. And considering that a century-long sleep is "a little nap" for her, Zarm might have actually told the truth.

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** Gaia, [[MotherNature the Spirit of Earth]]. If what her EvilCounterpart, [[BigBad/WesternAnimation [[BigBad Zarm]], said about her in "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E17And18SummitToSaveEarth Summit to Save Earth]]" can be believed, she's about the age of Earth itself... or ''older''. And considering that a century-long sleep is "a little nap" for her, Zarm might have actually told the truth.

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* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'': If [[BigBad/WesternAnimation Zarm's]] words from "Summit to Save Earth, Part 2" are to be believed, [[MotherNature Gaia]] is about the Earth's age... or ''older''.
-->'''Linka:''' What have you done to Gaia?!\\
'''Zarm:''' Gaia is simply starting to show her true age. (''mockingly:'') What is it, Gaia? Five, six ''billion'' years old?
** Considering that a century-long sleep is "a little nap" for her, he might have told the truth, though.

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* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'': ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'':
** Gaia, [[MotherNature the Spirit of Earth]].
If what her EvilCounterpart, [[BigBad/WesternAnimation Zarm's]] words from "Summit Zarm]], said about her in "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E17And18SummitToSaveEarth Summit to Save Earth, Part 2" are to Earth]]" can be believed, [[MotherNature Gaia]] is she's about the Earth's age... age of Earth itself... or ''older''.
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''older''. And considering that a century-long sleep is "a little nap" for her, Zarm might have actually told the truth.
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What have you done to Gaia?!\\
'''Zarm:''' Gaia is simply starting to show her true age. (''mockingly:'') ''(mockingly)'': What is it, Gaia? Five, six ''billion'' years old?
** Considering Zarm himself is implied to be quite ancient as well. While it's left unclear just ''how'' old he is, Gaia says in "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS1E6TheConqueror The Conqueror]]" that he used to be a century-long sleep is "a little nap" Spirit of Earth, like her. Some time later, in "Scorched Earth", she also reveals that Zarm was at least partially responsible for her, he might the early humans' FaceHeelTurn from living in balance with nature towards violent fighting for domination. In that same episode, Zarm himself claims to have told been "part of every important tyrant in human history"... which, depending on one's point of view[[note]]for example, the truth, though.question of whether forms other than ''Homo sapiens sapiens'' count[[/note]], spawns from hundreds of thousands to about 4 – 4.5 ''millions'' of years.



* Played for laughs in ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim''. Evil the Cat claims he "existed before the dawn of time and will continue to exist past its end!" Jim and Peter escape from him as he tries to explain the logic.
* Cosmo and Wanda from ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' have been married for nearly 10,000 years and physically seem to be in their 30s. Cosmo's mother is still alive and well and doesn't appear to be past middle age.

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* ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim'': Played for laughs in ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim''.laughs. Evil the Cat claims he "existed before the dawn of time and will continue to exist past its end!" Jim and Peter escape from him as he tries to explain the logic.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'': Cosmo and Wanda from ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' have been married for nearly 10,000 years and physically seem to be in their 30s. Cosmo's mother is still alive and well and doesn't appear to be past middle age.
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* The half-life of the isotope Xe[[superscript:124]] is 1.8×10[[superscript:22]] years, more than ''12 times'' the current age of the universe. Nevertheless, an Italian team detected in 2019 a double-neutron capture [[note]]essentially, two neutrons (which are the subatomic particles orbiting an atomic core) were pulled in & absorbed by protons to become neutrinos)[[/note]], in a neutrino detector (which usually measures neutrinos emitted by the Sun passing through the Earth). It is thought to be the rarest occurence ever, statistically-speaking.

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* The half-life of the isotope Xe[[superscript:124]] is 1.8×10[[superscript:22]] years, more than ''12 times'' orders of magnitude'' larger than the current age of the universe. Nevertheless, an Italian team detected in 2019 a double-neutron capture [[note]]essentially, two neutrons (which are the subatomic particles orbiting an atomic core) were pulled in & absorbed by protons to become neutrinos)[[/note]], in a neutrino detector (which usually measures neutrinos emitted by the Sun passing through the Earth). It is thought to be the rarest occurence ever, statistically-speaking.
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* Several interdimensional characters (some eldritch, some not) in ''Website/TheCrewOfTheCopperColoredCupids'' are incredibly old immortals. Lord Thymon has ruled the VoidBetweenTheWorlds for "aeons", Madame Tarsa is described as older than him and calls herself "several septendecillion years old", and WebOriginal/JennyEverywhere casually recalls events that happened to her millions of years ago.

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* Several interdimensional characters (some eldritch, some not) in ''Website/TheCrewOfTheCopperColoredCupids'' are incredibly old immortals. Lord Thymon has ruled the VoidBetweenTheWorlds for "aeons", Madame Tarsa is described as older than him and calls herself "several septendecillion years old", and WebOriginal/JennyEverywhere MediaNotes/JennyEverywhere casually recalls events that happened to her millions of years ago.
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** ''Fanfic/TheWritingOnTheWall'': The "tomb" is seventy-one thousand years old, and by far the oldest structure ever discovered. It is so old that conventional dating methods fail and its age can only be determined accurately thanks to an astronomical calendar helpfully left inside by its builders. Of the many, many languages represented on the eponymous wall, only the newest one is even recognizable to the explorers, and even that language is so old they don't have the reference materials they need to translate it on hand.

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** ''Fanfic/TheWritingOnTheWall'': The "tomb" tomb is seventy-one thousand years old, and by far the oldest structure ever discovered. It is so old that conventional dating methods fail and its age can only be determined accurately thanks to an astronomical calendar helpfully left inside by its builders. Of the many, many languages represented on the eponymous wall, only the newest one is even recognizable to the explorers, and even that language is so old they don't have the reference materials they need to translate it on hand. [[spoiler:Which is a pity, because if they could have translated it sooner, they would have known the "tomb" is actually a nuclear waste storage facility, and they wouldn't be dying of radiation sickness.]]
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* White dwarfs, such as what our sun will become once it runs out of fuel, slowly cool into black dwarfs for their final stage of existence, and the time it takes for any white dwarf to eventually become a black dwarf far exceeds the current age of the universe (which is shy of 14 billion years, to recap). However, beyond even that, a sufficiently large black dwarf may undergo a further change: Thanks to quantum tunneling, it's still possible for a large enough black dwarf to fuse atoms inside it by itself, albeit in an ''extremely slow'' pace, until it reaches a state where its core is populated by iron atoms and it initiates a runaway reaction that causes a supernova, much like gigantic stars of bygone times who builds up iron in their cores before exploding. The time it may take for these black dwarfs to go supernova ranges from 10^1,100 years to a staggering ''10^32,000 years'' (yes, one followed by 32 '''thousand''' zeroes)

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* White dwarfs, such as what our sun will become once it runs out of fuel, slowly cool into black dwarfs for their final stage of existence, and the time it takes for any white dwarf to eventually become a black dwarf far exceeds the current age of the universe (which is shy of 14 billion years, to recap). However, beyond even that, a sufficiently large black dwarf may undergo a further change: Thanks to quantum tunneling, it's still possible for a large enough black dwarf to fuse atoms inside it by itself, albeit in an ''extremely slow'' pace, until it reaches a state where its core is populated by iron atoms and it initiates a runaway reaction that causes a supernova, much like gigantic stars of bygone times who builds up iron in their cores before exploding. The time it may take for these black dwarfs to go supernova ranges from 10^1,100 years to a staggering ''10^32,000 years'' (yes, one followed by 32 '''thousand''' zeroes)zeroes)[[note]]This assumes protons would not decay much before (see further down). Furthermore, Freeman Dyson has suggested that without proton decay, in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_star 10^1500 years all matter would transmute into iron thanks to quantum tunneling too]][[/note]]
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** Tarrax casually mentions his second marriage lasting 3,000 years.
** Likewise, on the resort planet of Pokitaru, Stripetail mentions not having "rested this long in several thousand years".
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** Tui and La, the Moon and Ocean spirits, [[spoiler:crossed to the mortal realm]] "very near the beginning" according to [[CreepyAwesome Koh]]. He is himself an example, as he's the only spirit besides them old enough to remember that happening. The sequel graphic novel ''[[ComicBook/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheSearch The Search]]'' has the Gaang meet Koh's mother, the so-called Mother of Faces -- the spirit who first gave humans the concept of ''identity''.

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** Tui and La, the Moon and Ocean spirits, [[spoiler:crossed to the mortal realm]] "very near the beginning" according to Avatar Roku. He goes on to point [[KidHero Aang]] towards [[CreepyAwesome Koh]]. He Koh]] the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Face-Stealer]], who is himself an example, as he's the only spirit besides them old enough to remember that happening. The sequel graphic novel ''[[ComicBook/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheSearch The Search]]'' has the Gaang meet Koh's mother, the so-called Mother of Faces -- the spirit who first gave humans the concept of ''identity''.
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** Most of [[BigBadEnsemble the Seven]] are 'merely' a millennia or two old (most having been born during [[TheGreatOffscreenWar The Universal War]]), but Gog-Agog is canonically a ''lot'' older than that and (if AllThereInTheManual is to be trusted) had already assimilated her entire homeworld centuries before The Second Conquest began and exposed her homeworld to TheMultiverse, making her at least ten thousand years old (still a baby by angel standards). Except in the last arc, some notes imply that [[spoiler:she survived ''since the previous incarnation of the Wheel'' (if not earlier than ''that''), surviving the StableTimeLoop by hiding her worms in every corner of the multiverse]], which would mean she's older than ''literally'' everyone.

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** Most of [[BigBadEnsemble the Seven]] are 'merely' a millennia or two old (most having been born during [[TheGreatOffscreenWar The Universal War]]), but Gog-Agog is canonically a ''lot'' older than that and (if AllThereInTheManual is to be trusted) had already assimilated her entire homeworld centuries before The Second Conquest began and exposed her homeworld to TheMultiverse, making her at least ten thousand years old (still a baby by angel standards). Except in the last arc, some notes imply In ''Wheel-Smashing Lord'', she reveals that [[spoiler:she survived ''since [[spoiler:being a HiveMind she can distribute and store herself every time Zoss resets the previous incarnation of EternalRecurrence the Wheel'' (if not earlier than ''that''), surviving universe is trapped in: Gog-Agog has perfect memory of the StableTimeLoop by hiding the universe is currently trapped in and (like her worms in fellow demiurge Jadis, Zoss, and presumably Metatron) experiences every corner single loop as simply an extension of her life.]] The [[ExpositionOfImmortality language she uses to describe this is similar to the multiverse]], which would mean she's length of a Kalpa in mythology]], so safe to say she is a ''lot'' older than ''literally'' everyone.mere millennia. [[spoiler:When Allison asks just how many times the universe has reset, Gog-Agog [[TimeLoopFatigue simply gives a demented smile in response]].]]
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** Most of [[BigBadEnsemble the Seven]] are 'merely' a millennia or two old (most having been born during [[TheGreatOffscreenWar The Universal War]]), but Gog-Agog is canonically a ''lot'' older than that and (if AllThereInTheManual is to be trusted) had already assimilated her entire homeworld centuries before The Second Conquest began and exposed her homeworld to TheMultiverse, making her at least ten thousand years old (still a baby by angel standards).

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** Most of [[BigBadEnsemble the Seven]] are 'merely' a millennia or two old (most having been born during [[TheGreatOffscreenWar The Universal War]]), but Gog-Agog is canonically a ''lot'' older than that and (if AllThereInTheManual is to be trusted) had already assimilated her entire homeworld centuries before The Second Conquest began and exposed her homeworld to TheMultiverse, making her at least ten thousand years old (still a baby by angel standards). Except in the last arc, some notes imply that [[spoiler:she survived ''since the previous incarnation of the Wheel'' (if not earlier than ''that''), surviving the StableTimeLoop by hiding her worms in every corner of the multiverse]], which would mean she's older than ''literally'' everyone.
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* ''Manga/AfterGod'': The Gods can track themselves to 700 million years ago, and apparently there was also once a human they're still scared of.

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* Website/ChuckNorrisFacts: When God said "[[Literature/BookofGenesis Let there be light]]", Chuck Norris said "Say please".
* ''WebAnimation/{{Dreamscape}}'': In her TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Keedran gives to Melissa in 'Confronting the Dark', she reveals she's dealt with the judgment of humanity for thousands of lifetimes.

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* Website/ChuckNorrisFacts: ''Website/ChuckNorrisFacts'': When God said "[[Literature/BookofGenesis Let there be light]]", Chuck Norris said "Say please".
* ''WebAnimation/{{Dreamscape}}'': In Several interdimensional characters (some eldritch, some not) in ''Website/TheCrewOfTheCopperColoredCupids'' are incredibly old immortals. Lord Thymon has ruled the VoidBetweenTheWorlds for "aeons", Madame Tarsa is described as older than him and calls herself "several septendecillion years old", and WebOriginal/JennyEverywhere casually recalls events that happened to her millions of years ago.
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TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Keedran gives to Melissa in 'Confronting the Dark', she reveals she's dealt with the judgment of humanity for thousands of lifetimes.



* ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue: The Shisno Paradox'' introduces the [[OurGodsAreGreater Cosmic Powers]], who are (essentially) gods that have been in existence since the beginning of time. Their creator, the [[OurTitansAreDifferent Titan]] [[BigBad Chrovos]] is ''even older'' than them [[spoiler:thanks to a StableTimeLoop making them at least twice as old as the current universe]].

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* ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue: The ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlueTheShisnoTrilogy'':
** ''The
Shisno Paradox'' introduces the [[OurGodsAreGreater Cosmic Powers]], who are (essentially) gods that have been in existence since the beginning of time. Their creator, the [[OurTitansAreDifferent Titan]] [[BigBad Chrovos]] is ''even older'' than them [[spoiler:thanks to a StableTimeLoop making them at least twice as old as the current universe]].



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* White dwarfs, such as what our sun will become once it runs out of fuel, slowly cools into black dwarfs for their final stage of existence, and the time it takes for any white dwarf to eventually become a black dwarf far exceeds the current age of the universe (which is shy of 14 billion years, to recap). However, beyond even that, a sufficiently large black dwarf may undergo a further change: Thanks to quantum tunneling, it's still possible for a large enough black dwarf to fuse atoms inside it by itself, albeit in an ''extremely slow'' pace, until it reaches a state where its core is populated by iron atoms and it initiates a runaway reaction that causes supernova, much like gigantic stars of bygone times who builds up iron in their cores before exploding. The time it may take for these black dwarfs to go supernova ranges from 10^1,100 years to a staggering ''10^32,000 years'' (yes, one followed by 32 '''thousand''' zeroes)

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* White dwarfs, such as what our sun will become once it runs out of fuel, slowly cools cool into black dwarfs for their final stage of existence, and the time it takes for any white dwarf to eventually become a black dwarf far exceeds the current age of the universe (which is shy of 14 billion years, to recap). However, beyond even that, a sufficiently large black dwarf may undergo a further change: Thanks to quantum tunneling, it's still possible for a large enough black dwarf to fuse atoms inside it by itself, albeit in an ''extremely slow'' pace, until it reaches a state where its core is populated by iron atoms and it initiates a runaway reaction that causes a supernova, much like gigantic stars of bygone times who builds up iron in their cores before exploding. The time it may take for these black dwarfs to go supernova ranges from 10^1,100 years to a staggering ''10^32,000 years'' (yes, one followed by 32 '''thousand''' zeroes)
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* White dwarfs, such as what our sun will become once it runs out of fuel, slowly cools into black dwarfs for their final stage of existence, and the time it takes for any white dwarf to eventually become a black dwarf far exceeds the current age of the universe (which is shy of 14 billion years, to recap). However, beyond even that, a sufficiently large black dwarf may undergo a further change: Thanks to quantum tunneling, it's still possible for a large enough black dwarf to fuse atoms inside it by itself, albeit in an ''extremely slow'' pace, until it reaches a state where its core is populated by iron atoms and it initiates a runaway reaction that causes supernova, much like gigantic stars of bygone times who builds up iron in their cores before exploding. The time it may take for these black dwarfs to go supernova ranges from 10^1,100 years to a staggering ''10^32,000 years'' (yes, one followed by 32 '''thousand''' zeroes)
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** All the angels are technically almost as old as Creation, though most have died (and ressurected) multiple times since then and all but forgotten their first lives as a result (angels lose about 90% of their memories when they die). Then there is the Metatron, who hasn't died even once and therefore has lived all those thirty Kalpa, plus whatever time before Michael's first death, uninterrupted.

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** All the angels are technically almost as old as Creation, though most have died (and ressurected) [[ResurrectiveImmortality resurrected]]) multiple times since then and all but forgotten their first lives as a result (angels lose about 90% of their memories when they die). Then there is the Metatron, who hasn't died even once and therefore has lived all those thirty Kalpa, plus whatever time before Michael's first death, uninterrupted.

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