History Main / PornStash

* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'', of course, has a [[http://www.xkcd.com/981/ weird example]].

*** During the Midnight Crew intermission, each Midnight Crew member has an item that turns into a pornographic magazine, often revealed at embarrassing moments. Such magazines include ''Black Inches'', ''Red Cheeks'' (which is all about hearts) and ...''Terrier Fancier''?

* In ''Film/LittleMissSunshine'', a State Trooper is going to search the family van because they are all acting so suspiciously ([[spoiler: they are hiding their grandfather's body in the back]]), but instead he finds Grandpa's raunchy porn stash (with the uncle's gay porn on top) and suddenly "understands" why they were so evasive.

* ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'': When it looks like Deadshot is going to kill Griggs, Griggs tells a subordinate that if he does, to immediately kill Deadshot--and then delete Griggs' internet history.

* Skirted (not a euphemism) in ''Film/Transformers2007'': In what he thinks may be his final message to his parents, Sam states, "If you find ''Busty Beauties 4'' under my bed, I'm holding it for Miles... Okay, that's a lie, Uncle Charles gave it to me and I'm sorry." Later, when looking for Captain Witwicky's glasses in his room, he specifically states that Micheala should ''not'' look in one particular box of things, which he calls his "treasure chest."
* In the ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' film, AmbiguouslyGay Adrian Veidt has a folder labeled "boys" on his computer. This was intended as in in-joke to fans of the Comic Book.
* In ''Film/YouMeAndDupree'', husband and wife, Carl and Molly, catch Carl's best friend, Dupree, masturbating in their living room to a porno movie. Unfortunately, Dupree didn't put away a box labeled "camping gear" where he got the tape from which contained Carl's entire collection of Asian porn movies which his wife forced him to toss. [[DoubleEntendre Er, throw out.]]

* ''Literature/LanguageArts'': When Charles was a kid, his father kept his ''Playboy''s in the garage in a footlocker which he sometimes left unlocked. Charles was too young to be turned on by the models, and wondered what was so special about the magazine that it had to be kept in such a secret location, when the cartoons weren't even funny.

* ''Manga/MonsterMusume'': Not in the main series, but one of the anime shorts sees the girls (namely all of the main harem except for [[HeadlessHorseman Lala]] and [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent Mero]]) finding one under Kimihito's bed. The reactions vary but are predictable, with [[HarpingOnAboutHarpies Papi]] and [[SlimeGirl Suu]] being indifferent, [[SnakePerson Miia]] being scandalized, [[OurCentaursAreDifferent Centorea]] struggling to defend Kimihito, and [[SpiderPerson Rachnera]], who pulled out a magazine about bondage, being intrigued on trying some of the techniques on him, with Miia and Centorea ''immediately'' stopping her.

* ''Manga/MonsterMusume'': One of the anime shorts sees the girls (namely all of the main harem except for [[HeadlessHorseman Lala]] and [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent Mero]]) finding one under Kimihito's bed. The reactions vary but are predictable, with [[HarpingOnAboutHarpies Papi]] and [[SlimeGirl Suu]] being indifferent, [[SnakePerson Miia]] being scandalized, [[OurCentaursAreDifferent Centorea]] struggling to defend Kimihito, and Rachnera, who pulled out a magazine about bondage, being intrigued on trying some of the techniques on him, with Miia and Centorea ''immediately'' stopping her.

-->'''Ted:''' Jesus Chri--Look at the organization here! "Clockwise rimjob", "Counterclockwise rimjob"...
-->'''John:''' Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
-->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard--Look at this! ''"Chicks with dicks"?!''
-->'''John:''' ''(breaking down)'' Oh my God! Oh my God! I have a disease, alright! I need help!
-->'''Ted:''' There ''are'' no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!

* Skirted (not a euphemism) in the 2007 ''Film/{{Transformers}}'' LiveActionAdaptation: in what he thinks may be his final message to his parents, Sam states, "If you find ''Busty Beauties 4'' under my bed, I'm holding it for Niles... okay, that's a lie, Uncle Charles gave it to me and I'm sorry." Later, when looking for Captain Witwicky's glasses in his room, he specifically states that Micheala should ''not'' look in one particular box of things, which he calls his "treasure chest."

* Happens in a ''Series/{{Tracker}}'' ep, with [[InnocentAliens Cole]] being thrown off by the porn because it's in a teenage boy's room. He doesn't think it's appropriate, and Mel has to explain things a bit.

* The ''Music/BeastieBoys'' "Fight for Your Right (To Party)" includes the lines "Man, living at home is such a drag / Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (bust it!)"

** Hannelore asks Pintsize to find pictures of sexy firemen (although it's debatable that it was porn, ''per se''). She seems to have lost interest after meeting a real fireman and realizing [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome they're rather sweaty and unhygienic from the bulky protective suits]].

* In the second ''Anime/{{Patlabor}}'' OVA, the discovery of the mechanic team's massive Porn Stash in their quarters at the HQ prompts the infamous Seven Days of Fire.

Related to CaughtWithYourPantsDown. Not to be confused with a {{Pornstache}}, which is something else entirely. See also PoorMansPorn, for what people might turn to if their porn stash is insufficient. In works where the Internet is involved, this often goes hand-in-hand with EmbarrassingBrowserHistory.

* ''Series/{{Castle}}'':

* In the “Unknown Serial Killer” episode of ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'', Nick and Johnny enlist GeraldoRivera's help to find the killer who has already slain Drew Barrymore and Jamie Lee Curtis [[EveryoneHasStandards (having the audacity to do so outside the Deathmatch ring)]]. Geraldo fails to find the killer, but he does find something else interesting:

* The ''{{Series/Monk}} episode [[Recap/MonkS1E3MrMonkMeetsDaleTheWhale Mr. Monk Meets Dale The Whale]] mentions this in a rather sad way. The titular Dale The Whale is already known to Monk, having sued his late wife Trudy for referring to him as "The Genghis Khan of world finance" (which is a damn apt description, by the way). Dale was fully aware he would never actually win the lawsuit, but he kept the Monk's so tied in in legal fees that they were forced to sell everything they had, including their first house just to stay above water. In a show of incredible and petty cruelty, Dale bought said house and uses it to store his porn.

** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43N6btydlrI one story]], it's discovered Tokusa was hiding a porn magazine in one of Karin's books. And for some reason he's surprised when Karin finds out about it, even though this was a book she needed for her job. The only thing that actually was surprising under those conditions was that Karin found out because of Akane trying to steal that book rather than on her own.

[[caption-width-right:350:"Whoa! ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}'', ''Hustler'', ''Gallery''...''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Computer Science Quarterly]]?!''"]]