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-->'''Sam''': Name like, one plant ever, Dean.
--> '''Dean''': Oak. Maple. Marijuana.

-->'''Conspiracy Brother''': Name one thing the Republican party has ever done for us!\\
'''Smart Brother''': They're the party of Lincoln. He freed the slaves.\\
'''Conspiracy Brother''': Okay, name ''two things lately''!

-->'''Jake''': That ball wouldn't have been out in a lot of parks.\\
'''Ricky''': Name one.\\
'''Jake''': Yellowstone.

--> '''Tiger:''' Okay. Name one.\\

[[folder:Live Action TV]]

-->'''Mike Savage:''' Who'd want to work with you?
-->'''Ashley:''' I can think of lots of people.
-->'''Mike:''' Name one.
-->'''Ashley:''' Mike Savage.
-->'''Mike:''' You got me there, didn't you.

-->'''Scott Scanlon:''' Name one thing fun about Oklahoma.
-->'''David Silver:''' I'll betcha not one girl there has ever met a California stud before.

-->'''Samantha:''' He's got very good features.
-->'''Endora:''' Name one.
-->'''Samantha:''' Well, he has a nice firm jaw.

-->'''Leonard:''' ''(to [[InsufferableGenius Sheldon]], when he's [[NeatFreak freaking out]] about Penny's unsanitary chair)'' You do this all the time. You fixate on some crazy idea and then blow it way out of proportion.
-->'''Sheldon:''' Name one time I've ever done that.
-->'''Leonard:''' ''(gives him a disbelieving look, as do Raj and Howard)'' How about when you put GPS trackers in your garbage because you were convinced North Korean spies were stealing your doodles? The chicken nuggets that you were sure were human nuggets? The strangely-shaped cloud that was following you around town? The time you put my shirt on by mistake [[SarcasmMode and were sure you started]] ''growing'' [[SarcasmMode again!]]
-->'''Sheldon:''' ''({{Beat}})'' I said name ''one.'' You really need to work on your listening skills.

-->'''Gloria:''' Name one thing you got me that ever made me feel special.
-->'''Harley:''' Tires. Steel belted.

-->'''Sam Malone:''' There was only one reason why you ever went out with me and that was because of my looks.
-->'''Diane Chambers:''' Not entirely.
-->'''Sam:''' Yes entirely. Name one other reason why anyone would go out with me? Come on, name one. You can't, can you?
-->'''Diane:''' [mockingly] No Sam, I can't.

-->'''Oscar Leroy:''' Horror movies are stupid. Name one good horror movie you've seen.
-->'''Brent Leroy:''' I can't.
-->'''Oscar:''' See? They're all stupid.
-->'''Brent:''' No. I just haven't seen one.

-->'''Josh:''' There are more important things than kissing girls.
-->'''Drake:''' Name two.
-->'''Josh:''' ''(sadly)'' I can't!

-->'''Keith Chegwin:''' Black people aren't funny.
-->'''Andy Millman:''' Black people ''are'' funny, Keith.
-->'''Keith:''' Name one black person that's funny.
-->'''Andy:''' I can name you loads of black people that are funny... Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy.
-->'''Keith:''' British.
-->'''Andy:''' Don't change the rules halfway through.

-->'''Mal:''' [about Zoe] There's plenty orders a'mine that she didn't obey.
-->'''Wash:''' Name one!
-->'''Mal:''' She married you!

-->'''Phoebe:''' [[MinorFlawMajorBreakup You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason]].
-->'''Chandler:''' Maureen Rosilla.
-->'''Ross:''' "'Cause she doesn't hate Yanni" is not a real reason.

-->'''Det. John Munch:''' Name one miracle that's happened in your lifetime.
-->'''Det. Stan Bolander:''' How 'bout the fact that I haven't killed you yet?

-->'''Declan:''' Name me one band with two singers.
-->'''Steph Dean:''' Music/TheBeatles.
-->'''Declan:''' Apart from The Beatles.
-->'''Steph:''' Oasis. Oh, and Abba!
-->'''Declan:''' Do we look like Abba?

'''Crow:''' (''{{beat}}'') Okay, so ''one'' woman exists, does that mean ''all'' women exist?\\
'''Mike:''' (''to camera'') We'll be right back.\\

'''Mike:''' Well, I... (''[[TheSmurfettePrinciple trails off into confusion]]'')

-->'''Caitlin Todd:''' Hmm. Well, I hate to break it to you, Tony, but Gibbs can be wrong sometimes.
-->'''Anthony [=DiNozzo=]:''' Name one.
-->'''Caitlin:''' The man's been married, like, four times.

-->'''Dave Nelson:''' I'll have you know that a lot of intellectual people watch television.
-->'''Lisa Miller:''' Oh, really? Name one.
-->'''Dave:''' Dave Nelson.

-->'''Kenny:''' There are lots of people I don't like. [snip]
-->'''Lynda:''' Name one. [snip]
-->'''Kenny:''' Oh, I don't like Mr. Cavendish the maths teacher.
-->'''Lynda:''' Well, nobody likes him, he's a half-dead, senile, old psychopath!
-->'''Kenny:''' Oh Lynda, he's not that bad.

-->'''Gen. Hammond:''' Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has, somehow, regressed more than 30 years overnight?
-->'''Dr. Jackson:''' Stranger things have happened.
-->'''Teal'c:''' Name but one.
-->'''Dr. Jackson:''' Well, there was [[ContinuityNod the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies...]]
-->'''Gen. Hammond:''' Thank you, Dr. Jackson, I get the point.

-->'''Trip:''' Every school kid on Earth had to learn about the famous Vulcan expeditions.
-->'''T'Pol:''' Name one.
-->'''Trip:''' ''({{beat}})'' History was never my best subject.

-->'''Roseanne''': I got plenty of reasons to dump you.
-->'''Dan''': Name one.
-->'''Roseanne''': You're a compulsive list-maker.
-->'''Dan''': [[IResembleThatRemark Name two]].
-->'''Roseanne''': Shut up.

-->'''Dean:''' I love kids!
-->'''Sam:''' Name three children that you even know. ''(Dean scratches his head, Sam walks off)''
-->'''Dean:''' I'm thinking!

-->'''Alec''': All right, name another.
-->'''Percy''': Well, if you're going to be like that, we'll be here all day.
-->'''Alec''': You see, I'm not sure we would.

-->Name six ways we're better than chickens! ({{Beat}}) See, nobody can do it! Y'know why? 'Cuz chickens are decent people!

-->'''Spider-Man:''' This is my third movie ... You think they're gonna kill me off? No! Look, do you know of ''any'' movies where they kill the title character off at the end?
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' Film/DonnieDarko. Film/OldYeller. Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' [[TooDumbToLive Yeah, I didn't think so!]]

-->'''Dio''': I got friends... I got lots of friends.
-->'''Jotaro''': Oh, yeah?
-->'''Dio''': Yeah!
-->'''Jotaro''': Oh, really?
-->'''Dio''': Yeah! Yeah, that's right!!
-->'''Jotaro''': Okay, name ''one''.
-->'''Dio''': I can name ''seven''!! There's... there's Stan... and... and Gavin... Muhammad... another Muhammad... Bro Josh... Franchise/{{Robocop}}...
-->'''Jotaro''': (interrupts) You're not friends with Robocop.
-->'''Dio''': (angry) Yes I am! It says so on Website/{{Facebook}}!!
-->'''Jotaro''': Facebook doesn't count!
-->'''Dio''': Yes it does!!

--> [[GenreSavvy Every time a character goes through an operation they always come out okay.]]
--> Not always.
--> Name five!
--> Okay. ''(counts on hand)'' Shut the hell up, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch.]]

-->'''Brian:''' Wow, [[OneWomanSong a song named after a girl]]. There aren't a million of those already.
-->'''Stewie:''' Name twenty.
-->'''Brian:''' [[Music/{{Toto}} Rosanna]], [[Music/ThePolice Roxanne]], [[Music/TheBeatles Michelle]], [[Music/ElvisCostello Alison]], [[Music/ThinLizzy Sarah]], [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Angie]], [[Music/LookingGlass Brandy]], [[Music/BarryManilow Mandy]], [[Music/{{U2}} Gloria]], [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Cecilia]], [[Music/RodStewart Maggie May]], [[Music/TheAllmanBrothersBand Jessica]], [[Music/FrankSinatra Nancy]], [[Music/TheBeachBoys Barbara Ann]], [[Music/MichaelJackson Billie Jean]], [[Music/EricClapton Layla]], [[Music/TheKinks Lola]], [[Music/{{Nirvana}} Polly]], [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Helena]], [[Music/JenniferLopez Jenny from the Block]]
-->'''Stewie:''' Name six more.
-->'''Brian:''' [[Music/FrankieValliAndTheFourSeasons Sherry]], [[Music/ScissorSisters Laura]], [[Music/TheBeachBoys Wendy]], [[Music/{{Blondie|Band}} Maria]], [[Music/BuddyHolly Peggy Sue]], [[Music/CabCalloway Minnie the Moocher]].
-->'''Stewie:''' Name five more.
-->'''Brian:''' [[Music/{{Mogwai}} Tracy]], [[Music/RodMcKuen Jean]], [[Music/BarenakedLadies Jane]], [[Series/EurovisionSongContest Mary Ann]], [[Music/TheBeatles Eleanor Rigby]].
-->'''Stewie:''' Go fuck yourself.

-->'''Brian:''' Look, Carter. I suppose you're entitled to do what you want, but, you know, I'm just saying if it were me, I would give all the money to charity.
-->'''Carter:''' Oh yeah? Which charity?
-->'''Brian:''' Well, there are just so many that do such great work.
-->'''Carter:''' Name just one.
-->'''Brian:''' Um... well, you know. Poor... Green... Whale... Guns... Books?
-->'''Carter:''' You are such a fraud. ''[Cut to a green whale holding a gun and a book]''
-->'''Whale:''' Why won't anyone help us?

-->'''Brian:''' Finally another reader in the family. You know these are some of my favorite books and authors.
-->'''Peter:''' Oh? What are you reading right now?
-->'''Brian:''' Um, I'm actually between books right now.
-->'''Peter:''' Yeah? What was the last thing you read?
-->'''Brian:''' Well, eh, I'm actually ''re-reading'' a lot of stuff.
-->'''Peter:''' Yea? Like what?
-->'''Brian:''' Umm, the ''classics''... you know... going back to the basics really. [chuckles nervously] Words on the printed page. Thank you Creator/SteveGuttenberg. [knocks on the bookshelf] [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject What is this, oak?]]

-->'''Homer:''' Marge, name one successful person in life who ever lived without air conditioning.
-->'''Marge:''' Balzac!
-->'''Homer:''' No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one.

-->'''Homer:''' Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!
-->'''Marge:''' What? Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks!
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Creator/DonaldTrump? ... No. Arnold Palmer? ... No. Creator/BillCosby! ... No.
-->'''Homer:''' D'oh!

-->'''Marge:''' You miss way too many precious moments in the children's lives.
-->'''Homer:''' What?! Name 12.
-->'''Bart:''' Well, just this week, there's been field day, picking me up from the airport...
-->'''Lisa:''' And the Father/Daughter Dance...

-->'''Upchuck:''' You'll be back. They ''all'' come back.
-->'''Jane:''' Name two.
-->'''Upchuck:''' ....I could!

-->'''Leela''': Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.\\
'''Fry''': From everybody?\\
'''Leela''': Especially from everybody.\\
'''Fry''': Give several reasons why.\\
'''Leela''': For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage, and [[HeroInsurance we don't wanna get our butts sued]].\\
'''Fry''': Or do we? No, I guess not.\\
'''Leela''': Also, if our identities get out, [[HilaritySues every crook in the city will be after us]]. Or, God forbid, our loved ones.\\
'''Bender''': Superking has no need for loved ones. *kicks an orphan who asks him for an autograph*

-->'''Phoebe''': But Wanda, think about all the good things that recycling does.\\
'''Wanda''': Okay Phoebe, name three.\\
'''Phoebe''': Well, um, I just know there's lots! [[note]]Naturally, the class soon learns that recycling saves resources, results in less trash, and minimizes the need for landfills.[[/note]]

-->'''Sandbar:''' That's not true.
-->'''Yona:''' Really? Sandbar, name two ponies worse than Yona.
-->'''Sandbar:''' [[EnfantTerrible Cozy Glow]] and [[EvilOverlord Sombra]].
-->'''Yona:''' [[{{Touche}} Okay, Sandbar right. They worse]].

-->'''Brian:''' [[Music/FrankieValliAndTheFourSeasons Sherry]], [[Music/ScissorSisters Laura]], [[Music/TheBeachBoys Wendy]], [[Music/{{Blondie}} Maria]], [[Music/BuddyHolly Peggy Sue]], [[Music/CabCalloway Minnie the Moocher]].