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* ''[[Fanfic/AftermathOfTheGames Integration]]'': Princess Twilight repeatedly states that she has absolutely no idea what she's doing with how she's raising [[spoiler: the filly [[AlternateSelf version]] [[ForWantOfANail of]] [[RetGone Starlight Glimmer]]]] and it scares her to think of what will happen if she does something wrong.

'''[[PlayerCharacter The Courier]]:''' I... Have absolutely no idea.

* ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2''. Sonic explains his strategy as he leads the attack on Robotnik's gigantic mecha:

'''"Scotty":''' ...no.

* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'': Near the climax of "Get Schwifty", Morty and the United States President need to get to a performance stage help Rick save the world, and the President tells Morty that they'll have to move fast because a GeneralRipper is planning to launch some nukes that'll make the whole situation worse, leading to:
-->'''Morty''': Oh my God! C-c-can you fly a Blackhawk?\\
'''The President''': Can the Pope's dick fit through a donut?\\
'''Morty''': ''(intensely disturbed)'' Uhhhh, I’m not sure?\\
'''The President''': Exactly.

-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', "Meet the Medic"

* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'': Mumbo says this when he uses Starfire for the SawAWomanInHalf trope.

** In the episode "It's About Time", Twilight asks Pinkie Pie to "[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness recalibrate the apertures on the nine and quarter catadioptric telescopes]]"[[note]][[ViewersAreGeniuses i.e., adjust the telescopes so it'll be safe to look at the sun through them]][[/note]], which Pinkie agrees to do... and then just looks at the telescope. When Twilight asks if she's done, Pinkie cheerfully says, "I have no idea!"
** During the episode "Castle Mane-ia", Pinkie is found playing a pipe organ and tells her friends, "Hey you guys! Did you know I could totally play the organ? Because I didn't!"

* Wiccan of the ComicBook/YoungAvengers tends to do this, although he's not really an IneptMage; it's more that he's a very young, ''immensely'' powerful [[RealityWarper reality-warping]] [[SquishyWizard magic-user]] with not much experience, and his powers can literally do ''almost anything'' when he's motivated enough. It's part of the reason [[MagicalIncantation he usually rapidly and repeatedly chants what he wants to do when casting spells]]. He can cast without saying a word, but the effects of that range from "what I wanted to happen" to "I just accidentally put everyone in Times Square into a temporary magical coma".

* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'': one of Kowalski's {{Catch Phrase}}s.