Laconic / Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant

A character who's scary and creepy; sometimes unintentionally by the author.
I don't know about you but the unabridged version HERE kinda gives me the creeps. Do you think it means to?

Alternative Title(s): Nightmare Dispenser

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