History Funny / XMenApocalypse

* The PrecisionFStrike when Magneto is visited by Apocalypse ("Who the fuck are you?"), which is a bit of MoodWhiplash as he was in the middle of [[spoiler:mournfully threatening to kill his coworkers for ratting him out and causing the death of his family]]. Apocalypse actually seems a bit confused and thrown off by it. Along with some BlackComedy: [[spoiler:Magneto, still turned towards Apocalypse, asks him not to prevent the planned slaughter of the steel mill. The villain proceeds to make everyone get sucked into the floor by the time Erik looks forward again.]]

* Stryker's reaction to [[spoiler:Wolverine's]] rampage seems like he wished he had [[BringMyBrownPants brought his brown pants]].
* Scott hoping his team will never see [[spoiler:Wolverine]] again. Especially if it's a CallForward to their antagonistic relationship in the original trilogy.

* When Apocalypse walks out of his temple and sees that [[spoiler:the only Horseman of his to fall is Angel. You can just see him thinking "Why did I let them convince me that the guy whose power is 'having wings' could be one of my power houses?"]]

** Frustrated by [[spoiler:Stryker's]] interrogation about a topic that Peter knows absolutely nothing about, he unabashedly lets out his inner LargeHam: "WE DON'T KNOW, BRO!!"

** [[spoiler:Peter uses his super speed [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu to punch Apocalypse repeatedly.]] [[DoNotTauntCthulhu Until he catches on and traps one of Quicksilver's feet in the ground, then breaks his leg]]. Consequently, in the final scene [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu that leg is in a cast]], covered in funny writings.]]

** When [[spoiler:rescuing the rest of the X-Men from Alkali Lake]], he messes up the countdown ("On 'three!'") because he's distracted by the fact that he only has ''two'' fingers (not counting his thumb). And previously, the [[PlotBasedVoiceCancellation struggle for him to convey the message]] (first, the soundproof glass; then, the faulty PA system -- although once everyone understands, [[OhCrap they run like hell]]).

*** All the while wearing a T-shirt for a popular '80s band... ''Music/{{Rush}}''.

* The PrecisionFStrike when Magneto is visited by Apocalypse ("Who the fuck are you?"), which is a bit of MoodWhiplash as he was in the middle of [[spoiler:mournfully threatening to kill his coworkers for ratting him out and causing the death of his family]]. Along with some BlackComedy: [[spoiler:Magneto, still turned towards Apocalypse, asks him not to prevent the planned slaughter of the steel mill. The villain proceeds to make everyone get sucked into the floor by the time Erik looks forward again.]]

* In this [[https://vid.me/nbkI deleted scene,]] Hank notices that Charles is wearing cologne and asks him about it, and Xavier replies with a [[BlatantLies flimsy "No."]] [=McCoy=]'s face then quietly communicates, "Uh huh, I ''know'' you're pulling all the stops to impress Moira." Shortly afterwards, Charles [[TheDandy readjusts the sleeves of his blazer and shirt]] even though the car hasn't even left the mansion yet--it's quite plain that he enjoys being flawlessly handsome even when the people around him don't care if he is or not.

* Once Charles finds out that he'll have to visit Moira to determine the cause of the unusual energy surge in Cairo, he lets out a FreudianSlip in front of Hank.

** As the X-Men are running towards the hangar, Nightcrawler suddenly teleports in front of Quicksilver, who gets very startled ("AAH! Jesus!"), and Kurt apologizes, naturally. Peter continues staring at him, presumably because he had never seen a mutant with such a strange appearance before (and one with a superpower that could somewhat rival his SuperSpeed).

* To ensure he goes undetected to Moira's office at the CIA, Charles paralyzes everyone by making them "take a break"... and once everyone's loose again, they're understandably startled.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kniQrk9jw0 This advert]] for Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters is appropriately cheesy in an '80s sort of way.

** Also darkly hilarious for those who remember that in the comics, Moira's only known son is [[TomTheDarkLord Kevin]] MacTaggert, a.k.a. the future supervillain Proteus.

'''Xavier''': Yes? ''(Alex gives him a "You're here to ask her about Cairo, remember?" look, and Charles finally snaps out of his daze)'' Yes.

* Stryker's reaction to Wolverine's rampage seems like he wished he [[BringMyBrownPants brought his brown pants.]]

* These super-adorable Twitter emojis for [[http://45.media.tumblr.com/66e14aa836407d2e6ebd61ece48d3862/tumblr_o66zu9zxVT1qmequho4_250.gif Professor X]][[note]][=#SoGenius=][[/note]] (who looks so thrilled using Cerebro), [[http://49.media.tumblr.com/978cc8531ae41d9e0a1125a15330693b/tumblr_o66zu9zxVT1qmequho1_250.gif Apocalypse]][[note]][=#SoDevastating=][[/note]] (his size-shifting!), [[http://45.media.tumblr.com/059bc37ec4e6b9f87384cafcda37074b/tumblr_o66zu9zxVT1qmequho3_250.gif Storm]][[note]][=#SoElectric=][[/note]] (her little mohawk!), and [[http://49.media.tumblr.com/d78b0a150d588369671be76638d9839a/tumblr_o66zu9zxVT1qmequho2_250.gif Quicksilver]][[note]][=#SoQuick=][[/note]] (who looks like he's having fun in bullet time). The rest of the mutants and Moira are featured [[http://i.giphy.com/3o6ozDKF5sCTY5vhtu.gif in this gif file,]] and it's the definition of kawaii! Awwww!

* [[https://s11.postimg.org/twgyx3e0j/Charles_Model.jpg Here's the fan art]] that encapsulates [=McAvoy=]'s quote in the above Movie section. Just to add to the humour, the illustration includes {{BishieSparkle}}s.

*** Beast looks like he's about to jump out of his fur when Nightcrawler unexpectedly yells "HOLD ON!"

[[caption-width-right:350:Some things ''don't'' look good in slow motion.]]

*** He is visibly disgusted when he has to save a boy with his tongue out who was about to kiss a girl (who was ''also'' disgusted!).

* Beast looks like he's about to jump out of his fur when Nightcrawler unexpectedly yells "HOLD ON!"

* Stryker's reaction to Wolverine's rampage seems like he wished he brought his brown pants.