History Funny / TransformersTheLastKnight

** Also they agree to release all of the Decepticons except for one: Berserker. We cut to said Berserker, looking completely demonic, spitting slime, muttering "I'll suck your brains." The lawyers' response: "Absolutely not." Lennox adds "Yeah, no. Nope. No. [[EveryoneHasStandards There are limits. Pick again.]]" Made even doubly hilarious in that Megatron, who only moments before he almost murders the whole lot of him over a refused request, moves on to the next Decepticon in line without a complaint. Evidently even ''he'' agrees with this limit.

** More specifically, it's his [[CallBack LadiesMan]][[Film/{{Transformers}} 217]] profile picture.

** Speaking of Cogman being psycho: As they're boarding the submarine near the end of the second act, Cade calls Cogman a "mental psychopath", to which Cogman replies "I prefer the the term sociopath" as if it was a mere grammatical gaff, like the difference between a nerd and a geek.

* When arriving in the ignition chamber, Cogman says that he's not going to go into the water, fearing it will mess up his gears and inner mechanics. Cue Bumblebee knocking him into the water.[[note]]Made even funnier because during the trip to the chamber, when Cade and Vivian were arguing in the submarine, Cogman's response was to launch himself from one of the torpedo tubes with no problems or hesitation, and when he later gets back ''in'' the sub, the only problems he's having stem from the fish he'd acquired being a little ''too'' fresh (read: still alive).[[/note]]

* When arriving in the ignition chamber, Cogman says that he's not going to go into the water, fearing it will mess up his gears and inner mechanics. Cue Bumblebee knocking him into the water

** As Burton continues with his explanation, a OneWomanWail begins in the background, only for it to be revealed that it's Cogman doing it.
*** Later on, that OneWomanWail is reused to end the ending credits.

-->'''Jimmy''': It's a damn leprechaun!
-->'''Cogman''': Leprechauns are tiny, green, and Irish, and that is offensive.

-->'''Cade''' [seeing her struggling to run from Hot Rod]: Is it a kidnapping sorta situation, or her first Transformer experience?\\

-->'''Vivian:''' Alright, which one are you? Shockwave? Soundwave? Tell me I at least got kidnapped by one of the famous ones.

-->'''Vivian:''' History is being written and you want to talk about a man?!
-->'''Aunt Helen:''' Or a woman
-->'''Vivian:''' [Sigh] Aunt helen...
-->'''Unnamed relative:''' "Woman seeking woman", here we go.

** At one point, they come across an ad from a man who "[[CasualKink has his own dungeon.]]" Vivian sarcastically quips that's perfect, and the ladies agree, since she loves all that old stuff, clearly having no idea what "dungeon" means in this context.

* While Cade and Vivian are in Vivian's house, searching for some "Very" important files, Vivian's mother and her friends all think that Vivian has finally found her man, with the appearance of Cade, when in reality, they are searching for clues to the Staff of Merlin[=/=]Staff of Cybertron. Cue Vivian immediately taking Cade upstairs, and the women thinking [[SexComedy the two are getting closer than they intentionally realized]]. The two's comments really don't make it any better.

* Vivian listing all the qualities of a knight, like honesty and integrity, and includes being "chaste". Cade, [[spoiler:who's stuck with the ClingyMacguffin and may actually be the titular Last Knight]], may already be a father, but even he admits "it's been a while".

* Mohawk's death. He ended up being lost during the battle in an abandoned town, wandering around to look for this cohorts right before he was blasted by Bumblebee. [[spoiler:He still survives though, as a head.]] However, this makes you think if Skids & Mudflap died in the same way if they canonize this in DOTM.
* Near the end, [[spoiler: Sqweeks gets to have his time to shine after Izabella sends him out to try and disable the turret. He finally gets a hang of the Decepticon arm that Izabella gave him, and reveals it has a gun assembly ''almost as big as him'' built into it, which he hefts directly into the barrel of the cannon before firing with a distorted one-liner sounding all too much like "Fuuuuck yoooou"]]

* While Cade and Vivian are in Vivian's house, [[spoiler:searching for some "Very" important files,]] Vivian's mother and her friends all think that Vivian has finally found her man, with the appearance of Cade, when in reality, [[spoiler: they are searching for clues to the Staff of Merlin / Staff of Cybertron]]. Cue Vivian immediately taking Cade upstairs, and the women thinking [[SexComedy the two are getting closer than they intentionally realized]]. The two's comments really don't make it any better.

* When arriving in the [[spoiler: ignition chamber]], Cogman says that he's not going to go into the water, fearing it will mess up his gears and inner mechanics. Cue Bumblebee knocking him into the water

* Izabella tells Megatron to go to hell, to which he answers with [[InsultBackfire "This planet]] ''[[InsultBackfire is]]'' [[InsultBackfire hell"]]. [[spoiler: The best part? He's kinda right. Earth turns out to be [[GodOfEvil Unicron]], so from Megatron's point of view Earth is not just hell, but Satan himself.]]

*** [[spoiler:Later on, that OneWomanWail is reused to end the ending credits.]]

** Right from the start, Hot Rod's interactions with Vivian. Her first appearance in the film involves her being thrown bodily out of Hot Rod accompanied by polo gear, giving one the mental image that he literally drove onto a polo field, ''kidnapped her'', and then drove her to the castle.

* [[FreezeFrameBonus If you pay close enough attention]], you can hear Barricade demanding Grimlock to freeze during their [[CurbStompBattle brief fight.]] His alt-form as a cop car might be starting to get to him.

-->'''Cogman''': Leprechauns are small, green, and Irish. That's offensive.

--> '''Cade''': I'm going to kill him, Bee.

-->'''Merlin:''' If I could, for one moment, change this world for the better, I would give up everything. Everything! I'd give up drink! Money! Wom...[[VerbalBackspace Drink]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and money.]]

** Also they agree to release all of the Decepticons except for one Berserker. We cut to said Berserker, looking completely demonic, spitting slime, muttering "I'll suck your brains." The lawyers' response: "No. Absolutely not." Lennox adds "No. No. [[EveryoneHasStandards There are limits. Pick again.]]" Made even doubly hilarious in that Megatron, who only moments before almost murdered the whole lot of him over a refused requests, moves onto the next Decepticon in line without a complaint. Evidently even ''he'' agrees with this limit.

* [[FreezeFrameBonus If you pay close enough attention]], you can hear Barricade demanding Grimlock to freeze during their [[CurbStompBattle brief fight.]]

** Also they agree to release all of the Decepticons except for one Berserker. We cut to said Berserker, looking completely demonic, spitting slime, muttering "I'll suck your brains." The lawyers' response: "No. Absolutely not." Lennox adds "No. No. There are limits. Pick again."

** Right from the start, Hot Rod's interactions with Vivian.

-->'''Vivian:'' History is being written and you want to talk about a man?!
-->'''Aunt Helen:'' Or a woman
-->'''Vivian:'' [Sigh] AUnt helen...
-->'''Unnamed relative:'' "Woman seeking woman", here we go.